"I'm tellin' ya man." Xigbar grumbled. "This was -ow!- the worst -ah!- idea you've ever had."

"Oh, stop complaining. You were enjoying it." Luxord sat behind him, picking at the bedsheet that had managed to glue itself to Xigbar's back and doing his best to ignore his lover's grouching. "Besides, who would think that honey was sticky even after you lick it off?"
"'Pparently not you, dumbass." Xigbar sulked, then gave a most unmanly yelp as Luxord grabbed the sheet with both hands and tugged. "Shit! I' kinda like to have some skin left when you're done ya know!"

This sucked, Xigbar thought. One minute, he'd been having the time of his life, letting his impossibly gorgeous blonde Brit talk dirty to him in that wonderful voice as he licked honey off of his undeserving body, the next he was impossibly tangled in his sheets, which had glued themselves to his bare skin and totally destroyed his libido. He heard Luxord chuckle behind him and whipped round to fix him with an accusing, one-eyed glare. "It ain't funny!"
Luxord just laughed again. "Ah, but it is darling. Maybe not now, but I believe that eventually you will be able to look back and laugh at this."
"Hmph." Xigbar scowled. "Less talkin', more peelin'."
Luxord just laughed and pecked his cheek, giving him a seductive and utterly attention-grabbing look... right before ripping the sheet from his arm and, Xigbar was certain, taking the better part of his arm hair with it.

"Right, I think that's all we're going to manage." Luxord announced eventually, surveying his handiwork. He'd thought it was funny before, but looking at Xigbars scarred back, which was now covered in red welts and the occasional stubborn bit of fabric where the sweet bee vomit he'd been lapping up was stronger than the bedsheet, he couldn't help but feel a small pang of guilt. He leaned forwards and wrapped his arms arouned Xigbar, muttering a "Sorry, love." into his hair.
"Hey, dude, you're gonna get stuck to me." Xigbar looked a little surprised, even worried, at the attention.
"I don't care." Luxord replied, but let go and ruffled his hair affectionately. "Go have a shower; that should get the rest of it off."

Xigbar nodded and got up, stripping off what little clothing Luxord hadn't already relieved him off on the way to the bathroom. He jumped in under the water the moment it was warm enough not to freeze his balls off and spent a happy while with his head stuck under the jet, enjoying the sensation of sticky tightness leaving his skin. He was so lost in his own little happy bubble that he failed to notice Luxord's presence, until the blonde wrapped his arms around him from behind and nuzzled his neck affectionately. Xigbar chuckled as Luxord's beard tickled him, and caught the blonde's wrists before his hands could go wandering. "Hey, what're you doin'?"
"Thought you might like some company love." He nipped his ear and chuckled.
"We could finish what we started if you like?" Xigbar eyed him over his shoulder.
"No honey this time?"
"No, no honey. I promise."