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Chapter 1

Jacob: right Bella! Edward! I'm gonna marry nessie!

Edward: too late she's engaged!

Bella: anyway I don't trust you with our daughter! So we paired her up with…

Michael Jackson: hi everybody! Hi mum & dad in law! Me and Renesmee want to get married today!

Jacob: What?! You gave her to that plastic freak?! And they're getting married today!

Bella: of course not! I don't even know how he got in here! Emmett!

Emmett: Ha! You should of seen the mutt's face! But seriously who let Michael in? Because I didn't do it

Edward: wow this is strange, hey Michael! How did you get in?

Michael Jackson: Mr Obama let me in!

All: Obama the president candidate?!

Obama: that would be me

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? WHY IS MICHAEL JACKSON AND OBAMA THERE? AND WHY DO I WASTE MY TIME ON FANFICTIONS? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!