A matter of toast and death.

This is the real story about a strange 17 year old called johnny.
Johnny has a Talking Crack head dog called Jeff.
Jeff also has terrets so combined theres a few OHNOES every now and again.

Anyhway, Johnny and Jeff were enjoying a nice stroll through the park when all of the sudden Johnny noticed somthing in the distance. "What the hell is that"? asked Johnny whilst rolling a spliff for Jeff. "It looks like a...TERRORIST" replied Jeff. "No it looks like a toaster"said Johhny.
"TERRORIST" Shouted Jeff.
"TOASTER" shouted Johnny.
"TERRORIST" Shouted Jeff.
"TOASTER" shouted Johnny.
"SUBMARINE" shouted Jeff.
"Man you needa stop smoking that shit" said Johnny.

As Johnny and Jeff got closer to the Toaster/Terrorist/Submarine a green man ran up to Johnny and Jeff. "STAY AWAY FROM THE TOASTER" he said then exploded "Man I do needa stop smoking this shit" Said Jeff.
Ignoring the fact that a greenguy just warned them not to pick up the Toaster thingy Johhnny did so anyhway. "Yes...Its a toaster, I win"Said jeff "NO I WIN!"Shouted Jeff.
"Whatever" said johnny calmly.

Next to the toaster on the floor was a loaf of bread and a powersocket.
"MMMM...TOAST" Said Jeff Jeff to the powerlead and plugged it into the socket.
Johnny then put the bread in the toaster and turned it on.

0.04 hours later and the toast came out. BUT this was not normal toast It was; GREEN TOAST. Johnny took a bite out of the toast and instantly colapsed.
Jeff pegged it and was later caught by the policed and put down. Johnny on the over hand suffered from brain damage and was later killed in a shootout.

STAY AWAY FROM THE TOASTER BITCH!