She's The Man

Chibi: Hi-hi! This is my 1st attempt at a continues fan-fic. It's inspired by the movie She's The Man and Shakespeare's Twelfth Night (Which inspired the movie) It's my all-time fave; I thought it would be fun to give it a go.

Rated T: For Mild-Language, Slight Violence, Kinda-Cross dressing, and teeny-weeny sexual content

Uhhh, Twilight Town Academy's mascot is the Phantoms so yea Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I DISCLAIM!

Chapter One

"No Sleep Tonight"

Xion smiled as she bolted across the sand, feeling it sink between her toes, flying up and hither her bare stomach and legs, exposed by her jean-shorts and bikini top, the ball a black-and-white blur between her skilled feet. The rush of the wind, the distant roar of a jet-ski on the warm water of the only beach in Twilight Town, the cheers of her boyfriend, Axel, on the sidelines. She ran over and planted a kiss on right on his lips, then went back to playing. As she ran past the group of guys, they all fell down in mock-praise at her kick-ass soccer skills. She booked towards a life-saver that was hung up by the life guard tower, Axel running beside her on the sidelines. She kicked the ball as hard as she could, sending it sailing through the lifesaver strung between 2 lifeguard posts. She cheered, and sent a mock-salute at her fine work. Just beyond the way, Axel caught the ball, jogging back over to his girlfriend.

"Goal! She shoots, she scores, GOAL!" He cheered as she reached for the ball.

"Oh yeah, c'mon now gimme the ba-NO!" She squealed as Axel picked her up, dropping the ball, and swinging her around. "No! Axe, Axe, NO! Put me down-AXEL!"

He laughed as he pushed her to the ground.

"Nice shot, babe" He commented, out of breathe.

"Yea-yuh!" She giggled.

"You're probably better then half the guys on my team" He breathed, his right hand resting on her cheek.

"Mmmm, probably more the half." Xion smiled, and pulled Axel down for a kiss.

"You're getting really good." He said, breathless.

"Aww, you too! I mean, when we first started going out, you couldn't kiss at all." She drawled sarcastically, looking at him with a smug smirk on her lips.

"…I meant at soccer" He booed, and she giggled, pulling him in for another round of kisses; he suddenly pulled back. "What do you mean I couldn't kiss at all?" He sounded very concerned. Xion scoffed.

"Don't worry, I've taught you well." She smiled, pulling him in for a chaste kiss.

"No way! Get out!" Yuffie giggled. The girls laughed for a while "But seriously, Shi, don't you think you'd get more playing time in like, Land of Departure, right?"

"Yeah, but it's not only about wining. I wanna wear that Twilight Town bluue!" Xion cheered. Yuffie erupted in cheers. The team suddenly stop walking, not believing their eyes.

"Whoa, why is the lacrosse team on our field?" Yuffie huffed.

"They cut our team!" Ollette cried, running up to the team with a clip board. "Not enough girls signed up."

"What, so they just cut us?" Yuffie asked.

"They can't do that!" Larxene, another girl on the team, shrieked. Xion tossed her soccer ball in the air a few times.

"We'll fix this."

Coach Xehanort watched his team practice, well aware of the angry girls stalking up behind him.

"Hey girls. I heard the bad news" He said emotionlessly when the Phantom girls team circled around him.

"Bad?" Xion glared at him. "It's a disaster."

"Yeah, now college scouts will never see us play!" Yuffie wined.

"Sorry, girls. If there's anything I can do, just say the word." Xehanort had not taken his eyes of his boys.

"As a matter of fact, there is." Xion cut in front of the coach. "We wanna try out for the boy's team."

"Yeah!" all the girls chorused.

"Uhhh…anything…but that." He deadpanned when he saw the determination in Xion's eyes.

"Oh, come on, Coach, you know we can do it!" Xion persisted.

"No, I don't know that that's a thing that I know!" He spat out, then looked confused as he tried to make sense of what he had just said.

"Look, all we're asking for is one shot!" Xion wasn't going down without a fight.

"Look, girls…school starts in two weeks. Then we open up against Radiant Garden. A rivalry game. We have to win!" He said, emphasizing the last part, as if the girls didn't understand his remark.

"Sexists(1)" Yuffie muttered under her breath.

"And we can help you win!" Xion pleaded.

"Hey baby! What's goin' on, Coach?" Axel huffed out, the guys all running up to the commotion.

"The girls here.. wanna try out for the team!" Xion smiled, her onyx eyes looking expectantly at the fiery red-head.

But the boys just laugh.

"You're not serious." Axel looked at Xion like she just said a china doll wearing eyeliner as lipstick was beamed down from a spaceship on alien ladybugs and tried to taker her magic Mac and cheese.

"Alright, alright!" Coach yelled. "Look, you're all fabulous players", he said, looking around at all the teenagers that surrounded him," But girls aren't as fast as boys, or as strong, or as athletic!" He laughed along with the boys. Then he became very serious. "Uh, this isn't me talking. It's a scientific fact. Girls can't beat boys. It's a simple as that!(2)" Coach and the boys all looked at each other like 'Yeah, you tell those dumb bitches!'

"Okay, well, Axel, you're the team caption, what do you think?" The ravenette started down her emerald-eyed boyfriend.

"I think the coach said it all!" He looked at her like that was obvious.

Xion looked at Yuffie for a second, then back at Axel.

"Yesterday you told me I was better then half the guys on your team!" Xion raged.

"What?" a bunch of the boys looked at each other strangely.

"I never said that." Axel stated.

"What are you talking about, WHY ARE YOU LIEING!" Xion stomped her foot.

"Xion…! End of discussion!" He yelled, crossing his arms and making a bizarre face.

Oooh, so he wants to play that way, huh? Fine. I'll play that way. Xion thought.

"Fine. End of relationship." She gave Axel a disgusted look while the rest of the boys and girls team walked away, but not without a smug look and a "Boo-ya!" from Yuffie.

"Whoa, whoa, Xion!" Axel grabbed the raven girl's arm. "I just don't wanna see you get hurt."

"Aww" She gave a happy grin that turned into a glare. "You are so full of-"

TWEEEEEET! Coach blew the whistle.

"Back on the field, Flynn." He said. Xion nailed him in the face with her soccer ball, caught it, and walked away, smirking in her momentary victory.

Now what was she going to do about the impending crisis of having to give up her biggest dream?

End of Chapter One. Hope you liked, R&R plz!

1: In Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Yuffie says that to Cid. Thought it fit

here.

2: Rhymes :3