A/N : Since I haven't been able to ever finish a story, I thought by writing a bit of drabble I'd maybe be able to make my way up in the fanfiction writing world. First, drabble. Then, oneshots. And then maybe, multiple chapter stories. Here's my first try, tell me what you think : Where do I need to improve? Did it make you laugh, or was something missing?
"Jake, what are you doing?" He froze and turned around trying to conceal the fact that he was chewing.
"Nothing." He replied once his mouth was empty.
"Were you seriously just eating the popcorn off the Christmas tree?" I just stared at him as he tried to come up with a response.
"No?"
"Dude, seriously. Dinner is in like 10 minutes. It took Nessie ages to thread that popcorn. She's lucky she had enough to cover the bottom of the tree with the way you were inhaling it last week."
"I'm sorry, Bells. But I'm starving! You don't know what it's like any more. You don't eat food now." I raised my eyebrow at him in a way that said 'seriously, a blood thirsty new-born vampire knows nothing about hunger'.
"OK, maybe you do. I said I was sorry." He looked sheepishly down at the floor, like a child being told off.
"You will be when I tell Edward he has to make some more popcorn, he hates the smell of it. Now, get back to the others. Nessie wants to exchange presents before you guys eat." He grinned wolfishly at me and ran off to find my daughter. That boy never stops eating. Maybe we should teach Nessie to cook, that boy will probably starve if we don't.
