A Random Fan Fic (Part 1)

By, yours truly, Rain-Chan (--)

Anime: Variety

Summary: A transformed version of the original script-formatted story. Written by Rain Meganime and Rena Kuroyama, edited by Rena Kuroyama.

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own a show…nope, not yet…

Warning: This may have spoilers for some shows, MAJOR Ooc-ness, and most definitely, character-death.

Day1

Once upon a time in feudal Japan a young girl, Rena, had to find something she lost…

"No! Coco!" Rena shouted, crying waterfall tears, "Where are you!" She ran around in circles, still crying, "My poor Coco!"

"Stop that, you look like a child!" Hao, who was in Feudal Japan for some reason, shouted, sitting crossed legged and armed on the floor.

Rena glared at Hao through her tears, "But my Coco-Chan!"

Kurama, who just happened to travel back in time, stepped up to the shrieking girl, "I'll help you look for her, what does she look like?" He bent over to reach the girl's short height.

"Oh, thank you, you're the best!" Rena jumped up and down, obviously happy.

Hao looked off into space, "Stupid kid." He mumbled.

"So when is the last time you encountered this Coco?" Kurama asked, ignoring Hao's angry mumbles.

"Encountered? Lady you're crazy! I only play with Coco!" Rena said, being the dumbest person in the world.

Kurama had a BIG sweat-drop thingy, "Lady?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Hao rolled on the ground, laughing his head off and clutching his stomach painfully.

Kurama looked over at the Shaman angrily, "Shut the f--- up, Hao!" He said, really ticked off.

Rena looked at Kurama with an EXTREMELY babyish face, "Oooh, you said a potty word! I'm telling my mommy…" She ran off to her village, which was nearby.

"You're in deep sh-t now…" Hao rolled about, gasping for breath. Kurama glared at him, and gave off that aura that translated into 'I will kill you, so you better watch out…'.

Yes, it's short. Yes, it is completely…stupid. Well, review pleeeeeease, or Hao is going to suffer terribly by the hands of…(insert dramatic music) EDWARD ELRIC! (Thunder clashes)

Day 6