Me,Gabe and Cartoon Friends Arguing with our friends Naughty,Tom,Jerry,Clementine,and Sarah
*Everyone on applauding*
Me:Now we met these nice living beings in Tunica and one's a cat,one's a mouse,one's a bear,and 2 of them are humans and they're wacky.
Gabe:Please help us welcome our buddies:Tom,Jerry,Clementine,Sarah and Naughty Bear!
Me:How are you guys?
Tom:Doin' pretty good how about you?
Gabe:We're good.
Jerry:That's Goooood!
Naughty:Looks like a good audience tonight.
Me:You love it here?
Clementine:Oh we love coming to,to this town right here yeah.
Me:Which town?
Sarah:This one.
Gabe:Which is?
Naughty:The one we're in right now.
*Audience laughing*
Gabe:Where are we?
Clementine:You don't know?
*Audience laughing*
Me:I don't think you guys know.
Naughty:We forgot.
Gabe:What?
Sarah:We forgot.
Gabe:You forgot?
Tom:So many damn different places WE FORGOT!
*Audience Laughing*
Me:Well think about it for a second.
Sarah:Alright alright alright! damn...
Me:The drive from the valley-
Naughty:Was bad as hell!
Gabe:Traffic-
Jerry:Sucked like hell!
Me:Drivers-
Clementine:Angry as hell!
Gabe:And Sarah-
Tom:Was scared as hell!
Gabe:Parking here-
Sarah:SUCKED MORE LIKE HELL!
Naughty:SO WE'RE IN HELL!
*Audience Laughing*
Jerry:And these are our hellmates!
Sarah:Think about it someone tells you to go to hell,you come right here!
Me:Where are we?
Tom,Jerry,Clementine,Sarah and Naughty:WE DON'T KNOW!
*Audience Laughing*
Sarah:Help us out help us out!
Sarah:Sorry!
Gabe:We wrote it down for ya.
Tom:Oh you wrote it down.
Clementine:Oh,we love coming to,Sah-Nah-tah-ah-nah.
Clementine:Da hell is that?!
Naughty:Sah-Nah-tah-ah-nah.
Jerry:What is this some friggin' indian reservation what the hell?
Clementine:Sah-Nah-tah-ah-nah...Hell.
Me:It's Santa Anna.
Naughty:What?
Gabe:It's Santa Anna.
Naughty:Look I know I didn't finish school,Clementine and Sarah didn't finish school yet and can only read words that make sense and same with Tom and Jerry but that frickin' says Sah-Nah-tah-ah-nah.
Clementine:Dumbasses.
*Audience Laughing*
Tom:We will never blink.
*Audience Laughing*
Gabe:They pronounce it Santa Anna.
Naughty:WELL THEY'RE WRONG!
Naughty:SAH-NAH-TAH-AH-NAH SAH-NAH-TAH-AH-NAH AH AI YAH AI YAH AI!
Gabe:It's Santa Anna.
Clementine:ARE YOU SURE?!
Me:YES!
Tom:OKAY! OKAY!
*Audience Laughing*
Me:You're happy to be here?
Naughty:Yeah this is great.
Tom:Just last week Sarah was lying in bed and woke up sobbng-
Sarah:I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY UNLESS WE RETURN TO SAH-NAH-TAH-AH-NAH!
Sarah:AND NOW WE'RE HERE!
Sarah:THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME!
Me:It's a fine city.
Tom:OKAY!
Gabe:Playing at a very nice theater.
Clementine and Sarah:OKAY!
Me:The town is great.
Naughty:(Snicker)
*Audience Laughing*
Me:It's a fine city.
Jerry:HAVE YOU LOOKED AROUND?!
Clementine:HOLY CRAP!
Sarah:SUCKS!
Gabe:There's a lot of history in this city.
Clementine:Yeah,translated"Old ass shit!"
Me:They've been rejuvenating,refurbishing-
Naughty:Polishing Turd it's still a turd!
*Audience Laughing*
Gabe:It's a fine city.
Naughty:OKAY! SORRY!
Clementine:But the drive down here did suck.
Me:Yes it did.
Sarah:HOLY CRAP!
Naughty:Was in the 404 and the 5 HOLY CRAP!
Tom:Good thing we turned on the radio to listen to the traffic report.
Me:How much good did that do?
Naughty:NONE WHAT SO FRICKING EVER!
Naughty:They are just a waist of time,let Sarah do it and she will save everyone a lot of time and money!
Me:Alright let's see what that would be like.
Naughty:Hey Sarah it's 8:00 in the morning and there's a lot of traffic what's goin' on?
Sarah:IT'S 8:00 IN THE MORNING! EVERYONE LEFT THEIR HOUSE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!
*Audience Laughing*
Sarah:BACK TO YOU!
Naughty:CALL ME BACK AT 5:30 I'LL TELL YOU THE SAME THING!
Sarah:ONLY GUESS WHAT,THEY'RE GOING THE OTHER WAY!
*Audience Laughing*
Naughty:You know what else pissed us off today?
Me:What?
Naughty:Trying to use our cell phones!
Gabe:Having trouble?
Naughty:It's like the stinking commercial,Can you hear me now? How about now?
Tom:Do you know what you don't hear in those commercials?
Me:What?
Clementine:The other end of the conversation.
Clementine:The-ah-the-eh-ah-uh- (Breaking up sound)
Tom:WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!
Naughty:Do you know what Cell phone sex is?
Me:No,wait did you and Sarah try that when she didn't know what it was?
Naughty:Yeah,Can you feel me now?How about now?
Part 2 coming soon!
