Me,Gabe and Cartoon Friends Arguing with our friends Naughty,Tom,Jerry,Clementine,and Sarah

*Everyone on applauding*

Me:Now we met these nice living beings in Tunica and one's a cat,one's a mouse,one's a bear,and 2 of them are humans and they're wacky.

Gabe:Please help us welcome our buddies:Tom,Jerry,Clementine,Sarah and Naughty Bear!

Me:How are you guys?

Tom:Doin' pretty good how about you?

Gabe:We're good.

Jerry:That's Goooood!

Naughty:Looks like a good audience tonight.

Me:You love it here?

Clementine:Oh we love coming to,to this town right here yeah.

Me:Which town?

Sarah:This one.

Gabe:Which is?

Naughty:The one we're in right now.

*Audience laughing*

Gabe:Where are we?

Clementine:You don't know?

*Audience laughing*

Me:I don't think you guys know.

Naughty:We forgot.

Gabe:What?

Sarah:We forgot.

Gabe:You forgot?

Tom:So many damn different places WE FORGOT!

*Audience Laughing*

Me:Well think about it for a second.

Sarah:Alright alright alright! damn...

Me:The drive from the valley-

Naughty:Was bad as hell!

Gabe:Traffic-

Jerry:Sucked like hell!

Me:Drivers-

Clementine:Angry as hell!

Gabe:And Sarah-

Tom:Was scared as hell!

Gabe:Parking here-

Sarah:SUCKED MORE LIKE HELL!

Naughty:SO WE'RE IN HELL!

*Audience Laughing*

Jerry:And these are our hellmates!

Sarah:Think about it someone tells you to go to hell,you come right here!

Me:Where are we?

Tom,Jerry,Clementine,Sarah and Naughty:WE DON'T KNOW!

*Audience Laughing*

Sarah:Help us out help us out!

Sarah:Sorry!

Gabe:We wrote it down for ya.

Tom:Oh you wrote it down.

Clementine:Oh,we love coming to,Sah-Nah-tah-ah-nah.

Clementine:Da hell is that?!

Naughty:Sah-Nah-tah-ah-nah.

Jerry:What is this some friggin' indian reservation what the hell?

Clementine:Sah-Nah-tah-ah-nah...Hell.

Me:It's Santa Anna.

Naughty:What?

Gabe:It's Santa Anna.

Naughty:Look I know I didn't finish school,Clementine and Sarah didn't finish school yet and can only read words that make sense and same with Tom and Jerry but that frickin' says Sah-Nah-tah-ah-nah.

Clementine:Dumbasses.

*Audience Laughing*

Tom:We will never blink.

*Audience Laughing*

Gabe:They pronounce it Santa Anna.

Naughty:WELL THEY'RE WRONG!

Naughty:SAH-NAH-TAH-AH-NAH SAH-NAH-TAH-AH-NAH AH AI YAH AI YAH AI!

Gabe:It's Santa Anna.

Clementine:ARE YOU SURE?!

Me:YES!

Tom:OKAY! OKAY!

*Audience Laughing*

Me:You're happy to be here?

Naughty:Yeah this is great.

Tom:Just last week Sarah was lying in bed and woke up sobbng-

Sarah:I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY UNLESS WE RETURN TO SAH-NAH-TAH-AH-NAH!

Sarah:AND NOW WE'RE HERE!

Sarah:THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME!

Me:It's a fine city.

Tom:OKAY!

Gabe:Playing at a very nice theater.

Clementine and Sarah:OKAY!

Me:The town is great.

Naughty:(Snicker)

*Audience Laughing*

Me:It's a fine city.

Jerry:HAVE YOU LOOKED AROUND?!

Clementine:HOLY CRAP!

Sarah:SUCKS!

Gabe:There's a lot of history in this city.

Clementine:Yeah,translated"Old ass shit!"

Me:They've been rejuvenating,refurbishing-

Naughty:Polishing Turd it's still a turd!

*Audience Laughing*

Gabe:It's a fine city.

Naughty:OKAY! SORRY!

Clementine:But the drive down here did suck.

Me:Yes it did.

Sarah:HOLY CRAP!

Naughty:Was in the 404 and the 5 HOLY CRAP!

Tom:Good thing we turned on the radio to listen to the traffic report.

Me:How much good did that do?

Naughty:NONE WHAT SO FRICKING EVER!

Naughty:They are just a waist of time,let Sarah do it and she will save everyone a lot of time and money!

Me:Alright let's see what that would be like.

Naughty:Hey Sarah it's 8:00 in the morning and there's a lot of traffic what's goin' on?

Sarah:IT'S 8:00 IN THE MORNING! EVERYONE LEFT THEIR HOUSE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!

*Audience Laughing*

Sarah:BACK TO YOU!

Naughty:CALL ME BACK AT 5:30 I'LL TELL YOU THE SAME THING!

Sarah:ONLY GUESS WHAT,THEY'RE GOING THE OTHER WAY!

*Audience Laughing*

Naughty:You know what else pissed us off today?

Me:What?

Naughty:Trying to use our cell phones!

Gabe:Having trouble?

Naughty:It's like the stinking commercial,Can you hear me now? How about now?

Tom:Do you know what you don't hear in those commercials?

Me:What?

Clementine:The other end of the conversation.

Clementine:The-ah-the-eh-ah-uh- (Breaking up sound)

Tom:WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!

Naughty:Do you know what Cell phone sex is?

Me:No,wait did you and Sarah try that when she didn't know what it was?

Naughty:Yeah,Can you feel me now?How about now?

Part 2 coming soon!