Morning Rules
1. Don't touch Logan or Bruce's coffee.
(Logan doeasn't need it. He's Logan. Unless it's a mission day. Caffine can be usefull)
(Caffine = Hyper Jolly Green = Paycheck. Big paycheck)
2. Don't bother Tony when he's in the lab, unless you feel like doing science.
(I got stuck for a few hours. Couldn't get out)
(Clint did once. He had scorch marks everywhere, which answered why we had been hearing repulsor blasts a few floors down)
3. The ceiling belongs to Peter in the mornings
(Complete with a web hammock and view of the coffee machine)
(Ask Gwen to get him if you need him, unless you want a web to the face)
(R.I.P Johnny's confidence)
4. Don't wake up any late sleepers
(Johnny = no eyebrows)
(Peter = web to the face)
(Logan = heart attack and possibly a ruined face)
(Natasha = heart attack)
(Clint = target practice [Thanks for saving me Steve])
(Tony = lab rat or traget practice [Thanks again Steve!])
(Thor = pinned to the floor all day long with a hammer)
(Bruce = Anger [self explanitory])
(Gwen = Long speech about proper sleeping habits)
(Steve = 'Back in my day' speech)
(Rohdey [when he's staying over] = military prepping)
(Pepper = Coffee. Coffee everywhere)
5. Johnny is not to be interupted when watching 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' on Netflix [I'll ask Tony to sue them sometime]
(He is magnetized to them. Why? I have no idea. I should know though)
6. Don't start a food fight with Thor or Clint [or both]
(Goodbye lunch and goodbye tower for the day. We were stranded on the statue of liberty [dang it Tony!])
7. Pepper needs to do her morning work briefing
(Otherwise she gets thrown off for the whole day and blames you, and then doesn't sleep well that night)
(Angry Tony is scary)
8. No dance parties in the mornings
(Everyone will be exhausted. They are better for late nights anyway)
9. Scary movies are only aloud in the morning
(Goodbye Thor's confidence and bravery)
10. Clint and Natasha are not to be bothered.
(The 'Super Secret Death Glare' or SSDG is very damaging to self confidence)
11. Prank wars don't start until 11:00
(They can get very vicous if started too early)
12. Don't play songs like 'Take to the Sky' or 'I believe I can Fly' or other songs that involve flying around Clint in the morning.
(He gets emotional because he's Hawkeye and he can't fly)
(Thanks Tony for bringing it up during 'Truth or Dare')
13. Do not EVER use Tony's coffee machine
( The one time Clint used it and changed the settings, he was used as target practice. After that he wasn't seen for a week)
14. If it ever narrows down to one piece of bacon, it is automaticly the prize of an arm wrestling match between Steve and Logan.
(Men love bacon :D)
15. Don't bother Natasha when she's reading
(Natasha will get so sucked into her book; she will lash out if the characters are in a dangerous situation. She also gets angry because she can never find her spot again)
16. Clint's morning sports report comes directly after Johnny's cartoon
(Target practice will be encouraged mentaly)
17. Don't let Thor pop the Pop Tarts
(He smashed the toaster when the pop tarts popped out last time. And the time before that. And the time before that…)
18. Don't take or hide Thor's Pop Tarts
( He takes pleasure in pinning you to the floor all day)
19. Don't feed Tony anything with Gluten
(There is a reason he has a gluten free diet. Otherwise, be prepared for a sick Tony Stark!)
20. Don't let Tony build things in the mornings
(Something weird usually happens, or it goes haywire)
21. If any of the following; Thor, Tony, Clint, Bruce, or Natasha; are grumpy or upset, steer clear
(They are grumpy for a reason. Especially with Bruce. Bruce hulks out easier when he's grumpy)
22. If you wake up on the couch with everyone else, last night was movie night, or you just got back from a mission
(Don't step on anyone, they will get you back)
23. Don't bug Steve on Sunday mornings
(He is very attached to his Sunday morning, and he usually takes Sunday as a break)
24. Choose prank war / food fight team wisely
(Johnny = Moral obligation for team and comedy relief)
(Peter = Smarts, access to ceiling and comedy relief)
(Logan = Brawn and scaryness)
(Natasha = Super spy ailities)
(Clint = Acess to air vents and comedy relief)
(Tony = Smarts, access to cmaeras and technology and comedy relief)
(Thor = Brawn, good luck, a distraction and hammer)
(Bruce = Distraction)
(Gwen = Smarts, strategy, tamer of boys)
(Steve = Strategy, brawn, and distraction)
(Rohdey [when he's staying over] = Strategy, spy stuff, and brawn)
(Pepper = Good will, tamer of boys, and caffine!)
25. Always be the first to the table when Steve is cooking
(You'll be glad you did!)
