It's Bella's birthday. Alice Cullen throws a huge birthday party extravaganza. Now it's time to open the gifts. Ah, don't you smell the… air?
"Ow!" Bella belted out of her mouth. Then, everything went into slow motion.
Blood poured from the minuscule cut on her finger.
Jasper gasped and jolted towards her. Then, Edward pounced across the room to attack him.
"NO JASPER! IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO GET A GIRL THAT I DIDN'T SCARE AWAY! YOU CAN'T!" Edward screeched.
Alice ran to Jasper's side as well. She helped Edward keep Jasper in control.
At this point, Bella was sitting on the edge of a party table. The rest of the Cullen family stood around watching the show. Bella showed no sign of fear. She simple kept to herself.
Hmm, I wonder whether or not this blood stuff is good. She licked her finger. Oh, it is… Bella then sucked on her finger until no more blood poured from it. Then, she stared at the cut, aimlessly.
Jasper became free again, and Edward threw Bella into the table.
"Well that oughta do! You ruined the party! You human pooper!" Edward yelled.
Carlisle unfroze from his statue pose. He flexed his jaw muscles.
"Edward," he spoke, "take Jasper outside. He doesn't seem to be upset with himself. Make sure he feels guilty. I'm going to take the glass out of Bella." The lights all dim, then one makes a spotlight on Carlise. He says, "because, I'm a doctor."
Okay, all of that happens and then…
"So, Edward believes that you are all going to hell?"
"Yes."
"Oh, okay. I'll make sure that he gives letters for my friends and family and the devil. Ow! I should give him a camera. That way, he can give me proof that there is a god!"
Carlisle flexes his jaw muscles again, "Good idea, dumbella."
"Hahaha whoa, I feel like a part of the family already! I got a nickname!"
THE END
I AM NOT DISSING TWILIGHT I LOVE IT I JUST AM DOING THIS FOR HUMOR 3
