Author's Note: Welcome to my new collection of Green Wing fics. There'll all little, silly snippets, but make sure you review if you like them. It'll make me smile. :3 Rated for language.
Disclaimer: Let's play the physic game? Who can guess what I'm about to say? That's right, I don't own Green Wing! Good little readers.
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"Now then Dr. Todd, if you will just lift the penis slightly…"
"This is disgusting." Guy peered under the blanket. He glanced around the room. "I think he's even smaller than you, Macaroon." He was met with a few suspicious glances.
"Not that I would know, of course…" He fiddled with a needle. "I don't know why the bugger needs a tumour removed anyway. I thought it would cause more friction. You know, for the ladies."
When both Mac and Caroline failed to say anything, Guy frowned. "Well, aren't we all so talkative today?"
He noticed their terse looks. "Oh, sod you all. Did something happen with the Holly Tree?"
Guy was again met with only silence. "Okay…" His eyes shifted around the room, before his face broke into a grin.
"The sun will come out, tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow, there'll be sun!
Just thinkin' about, tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow
'Til there's none
When I'm stuck with a day that's grey, and lone-ly,
I just stick up my chin, and – bonfire head! Haven't you read the sign? No throwing of surgical equip – Fuck off!"
