DISCALIMER: I DO NOT OWN LOTR! CUZ I WOULD LIKE RUIN IT! I ried my hand at dramatic stiries and I SUCK! So here's some humor for the morbid!
A Very Frodo Party
Frodo: This is gonna be the best party evur! (Does stupid hand gesture)
Sam: Yeeeeeah...right.
Frodo: I'm serious! I have food, wine,...food.
Sam: You need more than just food Frodo.
Frodo: (Does VERY akward gesture) Call me F-Dawg!
Sam:...no. We need some...
Gollum: RINGS!
Sam: Get out of here! You're supposed to be dead!
Gollum:
Uh...I'm...his brother's cousin?
Frodo: Okay! As long as
your not evil and going to try to kill us all!
Gollum: I
won't...I' ll kill the fat hobbit.
Sam: Oka...HEY!
Frodo: Okay. Homies, we need to start trippin on our rift with the fourty f.j. on the headbangers drift. Okay G's?
Sam: I have no idea what you just said.
Frodo: You need to hang out at da hood part of the Shire more...
Gollum: POPPIN!
Frodo: SEE SEE! HE
KNOWS WHAT I'M SAYING!
Gollum: No. I just heard it on the
radio.
(Doorbell rings)
Frodo:
YEAH! A GUEST! A GUEST!
(Opens door)
Frodo: He-
(Wave of people crush
him)
Frodo: Ow...
Sam: Man that sucks...
Aragorn: WHERE'S THE MEAT? I NEED MEAT!
Legolas: WHERE'S THE CARB-FREE FAT-FREE NO FAT VEGGIE MEAT? I NEED CARB-FREE FAT-FREE NO FAT VEGGIE MEAT!
Elrond: HEY! GALADRIEL
TOOK MY CROWN!
Galadriel: It looks like a tiara.
Elrond: EVERYONE SAYS
THAT!
Frodo: Guys...
Aragorn: Hey look (points to dirty corver of wall) mold.
Legolas: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs and hides)
Frodo: Guys...
Eowyn: Hi Arag...
Arwen: GET AWAY FROM MY
HUSBAND! (tackles Eowyn)
Gandalf: CAT-FIGHT! (does
cat guesture with matching meow)
Galadriel: MASTER FRODO SAYS TO BE QUIET!
(Silence)
Gimli:
(Whispers to Celeborn) How do you live with her?
Celeborn: I just
say she looks great in whatever she wears and eat her cooking.
(Doorbell rings)
Frodo: Who could that be?
Next Time! Who is at the door? Will aragorn and legolas find meat? Is Elrond's crown really a tiara? What is the sound of one hand clapping? These answers next time in A VERY FRODO PARTY!
So how wuz it? I HATE DOIN DRAMATIC CUZ I MESS UP SO MUCH! I like readin dramatic but no doin it! i tried one and a review wuz SO LONG with corrections that i just deleted it. i no they din't want ta hurt my feelings. I JUST SUCK AT DRAMATICE! SO HERE'S SOME HUMOR! Frodo wuz all ghetto this time. Next timne he'll be gay. he he he...with a lisp...
