DISCALIMER: I DO NOT OWN LOTR! CUZ I WOULD LIKE RUIN IT! I ried my hand at dramatic stiries and I SUCK! So here's some humor for the morbid!

A Very Frodo Party

Frodo: This is gonna be the best party evur! (Does stupid hand gesture)

Sam: Yeeeeeah...right.

Frodo: I'm serious! I have food, wine,...food.

Sam: You need more than just food Frodo.

Frodo: (Does VERY akward gesture) Call me F-Dawg!

Sam:...no. We need some...

Gollum: RINGS!

Sam: Get out of here! You're supposed to be dead!

Gollum: Uh...I'm...his brother's cousin?
Frodo: Okay! As long as your not evil and going to try to kill us all!
Gollum: I won't...I' ll kill the fat hobbit.

Sam: Oka...HEY!

Frodo: Okay. Homies, we need to start trippin on our rift with the fourty f.j. on the headbangers drift. Okay G's?

Sam: I have no idea what you just said.

Frodo: You need to hang out at da hood part of the Shire more...

Gollum: POPPIN!

Frodo: SEE SEE! HE KNOWS WHAT I'M SAYING!
Gollum: No. I just heard it on the radio.

(Doorbell rings)
Frodo: YEAH! A GUEST! A GUEST!

(Opens door)
Frodo: He-

(Wave of people crush him)
Frodo: Ow...

Sam: Man that sucks...

Aragorn: WHERE'S THE MEAT? I NEED MEAT!

Legolas: WHERE'S THE CARB-FREE FAT-FREE NO FAT VEGGIE MEAT? I NEED CARB-FREE FAT-FREE NO FAT VEGGIE MEAT!

Elrond: HEY! GALADRIEL TOOK MY CROWN!
Galadriel: It looks like a tiara.

Elrond: EVERYONE SAYS THAT!
Frodo: Guys...

Aragorn: Hey look (points to dirty corver of wall) mold.

Legolas: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs and hides)

Frodo: Guys...

Eowyn: Hi Arag...

Arwen: GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND! (tackles Eowyn)
Gandalf: CAT-FIGHT! (does cat guesture with matching meow)

Galadriel: MASTER FRODO SAYS TO BE QUIET!

(Silence)
Gimli: (Whispers to Celeborn) How do you live with her?
Celeborn: I just say she looks great in whatever she wears and eat her cooking.

(Doorbell rings)

Frodo: Who could that be?

Next Time! Who is at the door? Will aragorn and legolas find meat? Is Elrond's crown really a tiara? What is the sound of one hand clapping? These answers next time in A VERY FRODO PARTY!

So how wuz it? I HATE DOIN DRAMATIC CUZ I MESS UP SO MUCH! I like readin dramatic but no doin it! i tried one and a review wuz SO LONG with corrections that i just deleted it. i no they din't want ta hurt my feelings. I JUST SUCK AT DRAMATICE! SO HERE'S SOME HUMOR! Frodo wuz all ghetto this time. Next timne he'll be gay. he he he...with a lisp...