MSN Madness chapter 1:

Missile of Doom.

*An Actual Msn conversation*

Amy says:

i'm back from the dead

Owen says:

*grabs shotgun* ahhhhh!

Amy says:

ahhhhrrrrrr *zombie

Owen says:

*bang*

Amy says:

...WHY THE HELL DID YOU SHOOT ME!!!!

T_T

Owen says:

bbbbut you were a zombie

Amy says:

*sniff sniff* so i'm still me!

or dont you like me

Owen says:

you were screaming like a zombie

I couldn't tell!

Amy says:

T_T

i stubbed my toe!!!

Owen says:

at least we know I'm ready in the event of a zombie apocalypse

Amy says:

*sniff sniff*

*takes out flamethrower*

Owen says:

what are you doing with that...

Amy says:

pay back...*evil smil*

Owen says:

where is my hazamat suit!

Amy says:

*flames*

*note: hazamat suits don't protect you from fire

Owen says:

they do in Left 4 Dead 2

Amy says:

they lied

you should be screaming in pain now

Owen says:

bbbut it was in the videos

whats that burning smell?

Amy says:

never beileve anything you see on tv or movies

its your butt

Owen says:

*runs around on fire* It burrrnssss!

Amy says:

*random voice from nowhere* STOP DROP AND ROLL!

Owen says:

*stops, drops and rolls... into a snake pit* It biiiitttessss!

Amy says:

oops pushed the wrong button *pushes button and snake pit closes*

Owen says:

*muffled screams from snakepit*

Amy says:

theres a trap door on the left side

or was is the right

Owen says:

*thumps from snake pit*

Amy says:

*damn

*pushes another button*

...damn why isnt it working?!!!!!

Owen says:

because mabinogi has server maintenance for the next 3 hours!

Amy says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*breaks down and cries*

Owen says:

curse you nexon! *shakes fist*

Amy says:

*blows up headquarter*

Owen says:

nooooo! thast where the source code is! and the servers!

Amy says:

uhhhhh i havent pushed the big red button so it's still there

Owen says:

whew *wipes forehead*

Amy says:

what can i blow up then?

Owen says:

ummmmm i dunno

Amy says:

hmmm how about a little town in the blue mountains...

Owen says:

okay! waaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt a second thats.....

Amy says:

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

*evil laugh*

Owen says:

oh noes!

Amy says:

OH YES!!

*finger starts lowering onto the big red button*

Owen says:

*dives for button*

Amy says:

*body guard stops you*

Owen says:

Don't do it!

Amy says:

*stops* why?

Owen says:

ummmm....... because its full of cookies!

Amy says:

no it isnt *starts again*

Owen says:

chocolate?

Amy says:

*pauses* chocl...no its not _

*starts*

Owen says:

*pulls out book and pen* I have a death note! Now how do you spell your name again?

Amy says:

...i have a death note *an official one too* and i remember how to spell your name and your face

Owen says:

errrrrr...... Look a distraction!

*nabs book*

Amy says:

i didnt fall for it idiot

*steals back*

Owen says:

I'm still covered in snakes and fire you know

Amy says:

*notices that all your clothes have been burned away*...*wolfwhistle*

Owen says:

ahhh! *finds clothes and wears them*

Amy says:

awww no fun

Owen says:

*looks down* hmmm maybe bell bottoms aren't my style

Amy says:

ewwwww gross!! *runs away*

Owen says:

while you are away i disable the button

Amy says:

you cant disable it!!! its remote control

Owen says:

*redirects the target to brisbane*

from main computer

Amy says:

but i'm there!!!

Owen says:

you ran away _

Amy says:

from you not brisbane

Owen says:

wait where are we again *as i press the button*

Amy says:

actually it was from the bell bottoms

were in cyber space

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Owen says:

is cyber space is brisbane?

Amy says:

yes

Owen says:

opps *watches incoming missile*

Amy says:

*glomps* if this is our last moment i wanna hold you *goes all romantic*

Owen says:

Now we must transform into a giant robot and save brisbane!

Amy says:

...gee thanks mood wreaker

ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!!!

Owen says:

*as transforming* robots aren't romantic?

Amy says:

..._ no idiot

Owen says:

oh.....

Amy says:

yeh

*plucks missile from sky

Owen says:

please don't hit me with that *cringes*

Amy says:

...i wasnt thinking of it until you said

Owen says:

oops

Amy says:

*swings back* FOUR!!!!!!!!!

Owen says:

waaah! *dives out of way*

Amy says:

*instead was aiming for a persons house*

Owen says:

oh *gets up from dive*

Amy says:

why would i hit you?

Owen says:

no reason , anyway won't that trigger the missi.....

Amy says:

oops...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Owen says:

*covers robotic face*

Amy says:

*game breaks*

Owen says:

*giant GAME OVER appears in sky*

Amy says:

damn i knew i should used a computer virus instead

Owen says:

well ahh... that went well

Amy says:

yes..WEEELLL :P