MSN Madness chapter 1:
Missile of Doom.
*An Actual Msn conversation*
Amy says:
i'm back from the dead
Owen says:
*grabs shotgun* ahhhhh!
Amy says:
ahhhhrrrrrr *zombie
Owen says:
*bang*
Amy says:
...WHY THE HELL DID YOU SHOOT ME!!!!
T_T
Owen says:
bbbbut you were a zombie
Amy says:
*sniff sniff* so i'm still me!
or dont you like me
Owen says:
you were screaming like a zombie
I couldn't tell!
Amy says:
T_T
i stubbed my toe!!!
Owen says:
at least we know I'm ready in the event of a zombie apocalypse
Amy says:
*sniff sniff*
*takes out flamethrower*
Owen says:
what are you doing with that...
Amy says:
pay back...*evil smil*
Owen says:
where is my hazamat suit!
Amy says:
*flames*
*note: hazamat suits don't protect you from fire
Owen says:
they do in Left 4 Dead 2
Amy says:
they lied
you should be screaming in pain now
Owen says:
bbbut it was in the videos
whats that burning smell?
Amy says:
never beileve anything you see on tv or movies
its your butt
Owen says:
*runs around on fire* It burrrnssss!
Amy says:
*random voice from nowhere* STOP DROP AND ROLL!
Owen says:
*stops, drops and rolls... into a snake pit* It biiiitttessss!
Amy says:
oops pushed the wrong button *pushes button and snake pit closes*
Owen says:
*muffled screams from snakepit*
Amy says:
theres a trap door on the left side
or was is the right
Owen says:
*thumps from snake pit*
Amy says:
*damn
*pushes another button*
...damn why isnt it working?!!!!!
Owen says:
because mabinogi has server maintenance for the next 3 hours!
Amy says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*breaks down and cries*
Owen says:
curse you nexon! *shakes fist*
Amy says:
*blows up headquarter*
Owen says:
nooooo! thast where the source code is! and the servers!
Amy says:
uhhhhh i havent pushed the big red button so it's still there
Owen says:
whew *wipes forehead*
Amy says:
what can i blow up then?
Owen says:
ummmmm i dunno
Amy says:
hmmm how about a little town in the blue mountains...
Owen says:
okay! waaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt a second thats.....
Amy says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
*evil laugh*
Owen says:
oh noes!
Amy says:
OH YES!!
*finger starts lowering onto the big red button*
Owen says:
*dives for button*
Amy says:
*body guard stops you*
Owen says:
Don't do it!
Amy says:
*stops* why?
Owen says:
ummmm....... because its full of cookies!
Amy says:
no it isnt *starts again*
Owen says:
chocolate?
Amy says:
*pauses* chocl...no its not _
*starts*
Owen says:
*pulls out book and pen* I have a death note! Now how do you spell your name again?
Amy says:
...i have a death note *an official one too* and i remember how to spell your name and your face
Owen says:
errrrrr...... Look a distraction!
*nabs book*
Amy says:
i didnt fall for it idiot
*steals back*
Owen says:
I'm still covered in snakes and fire you know
Amy says:
*notices that all your clothes have been burned away*...*wolfwhistle*
Owen says:
ahhh! *finds clothes and wears them*
Amy says:
awww no fun
Owen says:
*looks down* hmmm maybe bell bottoms aren't my style
Amy says:
ewwwww gross!! *runs away*
Owen says:
while you are away i disable the button
Amy says:
you cant disable it!!! its remote control
Owen says:
*redirects the target to brisbane*
from main computer
Amy says:
but i'm there!!!
Owen says:
you ran away _
Amy says:
from you not brisbane
Owen says:
wait where are we again *as i press the button*
Amy says:
actually it was from the bell bottoms
were in cyber space
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Owen says:
is cyber space is brisbane?
Amy says:
yes
Owen says:
opps *watches incoming missile*
Amy says:
*glomps* if this is our last moment i wanna hold you *goes all romantic*
Owen says:
Now we must transform into a giant robot and save brisbane!
Amy says:
...gee thanks mood wreaker
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE!!!
Owen says:
*as transforming* robots aren't romantic?
Amy says:
..._ no idiot
Owen says:
oh.....
Amy says:
yeh
*plucks missile from sky
Owen says:
please don't hit me with that *cringes*
Amy says:
...i wasnt thinking of it until you said
Owen says:
oops
Amy says:
*swings back* FOUR!!!!!!!!!
Owen says:
waaah! *dives out of way*
Amy says:
*instead was aiming for a persons house*
Owen says:
oh *gets up from dive*
Amy says:
why would i hit you?
Owen says:
no reason , anyway won't that trigger the missi.....
Amy says:
oops...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Owen says:
*covers robotic face*
Amy says:
*game breaks*
Owen says:
*giant GAME OVER appears in sky*
Amy says:
damn i knew i should used a computer virus instead
Owen says:
well ahh... that went well
Amy says:
yes..WEEELLL :P
