Hey thar~ I found this sitting around in some file and was like "I should finish this" I realize I haven't written any new chapters for any of my stories, I'll get there just...yeah I'll get there...
It's SUMMER people I kind of have a life, a small one but it's there(: this story was inspired by my best friend's ex-girlfriend, she was a bitch(just saying) I saw this message on her FB wall and I cracked up and I HAD to post this on here haha(:
It's kind of a drabble of random words, I'm so sorry it's horrible really...
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO


Sakura hated Ino, yes she was like a sister but damn she wanted to kill the girl. To bad there was a computer screen to protect Ino's pretty little face right now.
There were few things Sakura loved, there was her best friend Ino, her boyfriend Sasuke, her other not as important friends, and she maybesortakindoflikedhavingsex.
There was nothing WRONG with sex Sakura thought, well there are a few like...well just never mind(that's another day kids). But other than that she really didn't see a problem.
I don't have a problem with sex, I mean I'm not addicted in anyway shape or form! Hell I'm 19 I can do what I want!
Sighing Sakura looked over her little message from Ino. Only she would post something totally embarrassing on her facebook wall. It wasn't to embarrassing or anything that would scar her for life. All Ino wrote was:
Hey I love you! I just thought I'd tell you that, yeah you're a whore and should keep your damn legs closed but you're an amazing best friend(: Love ya hoe!
Sakura only replied by saying:
Love ya to babygirl(:
Looking back at that it was pretty harmless it just made Sakura look like a whore and she was NOT a whore. Only a little bit, but she wasn't that bad. The only person she would ever have sex with was Sasuke and she fucking knew that he knew that she loved only him.
And anyways Ino shouldn't even talk! How many times did that girl have sex in a week? So really she was the clean one here.
The red bubble popped up and she clicked on. Rolling her eyes it was Ino again posting on her wall. It said:
Safe sex is great sex
So you better wear a latex
Cause you don't wanna get that late text, that says I think I'm...
Well wasn't that just catchy!
Sakura just sighed and remembered to kill the blonde later but she had more important things to think about like what was she going to have for lunch or what she should wear for her date tonight with Sasuke. And no she wasn't going to go do 'it' with Sasuke. Their relationship was much deeper than just having sex. Sure it was apart of their relationship but they had other things that were more important. Once again the red bubble came up again and once again it was from the wonderful blonde.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes & dropped her dress, they had a little fun. but Jill forgot to take her pill & now they have a son(:
She so did not post that on the internet..Oh wait yeah Ino just did, that's just greaaat. Now her mom was going to tell her dad and her dad was going to end up questioning her. Plus Naruto will no doubt read this snicker a little tell Sasuke which will end up Naruto getting a beating from Sasuke then Naruto will tell the rest of the world that hasn't seen Ino's little posts!
An idea popped into Sakura's head, she smiled then started typing.
Well Ino life can be a bitch and I'm just going to be the one who makes it like that.


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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
I didn't know how to finish this...Whatever...
Hope you enjoyed(:
~Lily