A/N: Finally finished my first IchiRuki FanFic. I decided to leave Ichigo name the same. As it can be use for a girl name too. In fact I didn't change any of the names from any characters in the story. But what I did change was the gender of some characters from BLEACH. The names at the beginning of each paragraph represent each character POV.
Disclaimer: I do not own BLEACH.
Summary: AU. Ichigo is a 15 year old girl living in Karakura town attending Karakura high school. However Ichigo has no enthusiasm towards school, or boys. Why? Because they are a pain in the ass. Not that she cares what other people think about her. That was until she meets a new student at her school Rukia Kukichi. Tired of how the little midget got harassed by the girls from school. The jealous orange haired moss head, in an impulse decides to tell all the girls that she is this little midgets girlfriend? How will this change Ichigo tomboyish behavior? And how will the little midget react to the carrots head statement?
Maybe not everything is a pain in the ass
Ichigo
"H-Hell no." Ichigo's mouth was a closed line, Her eyes deepening as her eyebrows were closing together forming a frown on the young girl face. Isshin eyes were closed, face looking at the floor with a depressed aura surrounding him.
"No... Grand babies." He was taken down in more ways than one by his eldest daughter response. Ichigo on the other hand, now expressed more calmness with a slight smile crossing through her face. As she was content following her favorite blond ninja, who was in his fox cloak mode battling some pale guy.
"Oi, can you shut the door when you leave? Shh-Shh." Isshin was standing at his daughters door with a stupid look on his face. His eyes were big white circles with small black dots.
Ichigo slightly irritated turned her head away from her manga to her father Isshin, who was standing at her door clearly having a perverted thought. By the way his face was flushing as he looked into his daughter flat chest. He looked like some kind of predator about to attack its prey.
"Ichigooooo my dear!" Isshin yelled as he sprinted through her room laughing at the top of his lungs. Taking flight by a single big jump, Isshin closed his eyes with cheeks blushing, and lips forming a fish shape. He lifted both arms, hands stretched, fingertips moving in a grabby demeanor. He was closing the gap between Ichigo and himself. Ichigo sighed and threw her manga book away. Ichigo delivered a fast kick towards her father face; who was yelling her name. Flying through her room looking weirder than usual, Isshin had already foresaw Ichigo's attack and dodged the powerful incoming kick with a big grin.
"Tsk-Tsk." Was all Ichigo could say as her father had the upper hand now.
Isshin eyes sparkled as he was now closer, which brought down his defense. An opening... Ichigo wasn't going to let her father be the first one to touch her like that. Ichigo threw another blow with remarkable speed. Isshin defense was lowered and victory in his grasp. Lead to Ichigo punch Bringing him down from paradise with 2 broken teeth, and a red spot marked across his face. Isshin took his face in both hands and began rolling all over her carpet trying to soften the blow that his eldest daughter had deliver.
" …I see that I trained you well... Ichigo."
"Your just a pervert old man that got his ass handed to him for lowering his defense at perverted thoughts crossing his mind."
"How can you speak to your father like that? I only wanted to hug you."
"Hug? My ass. That wasn't what you were trying to do. B-A-K-A."
Isshin, trying to change the conversation, said the first thing that came to mind. "Ichigo my dear who do you think deserves the father award for this year?"
"...if I were to guess... Yuzu."
Isshin was rolling in the carpet at the words Ichigo has just shoved in his face. Which Ichigo just ignored. She had better things to do than to deal with the mentally undergrowth mind of her father. As much as she knew he was probably not pass the age 10.
"Oi, I better get ready for tomorrow... So... CAN YOU JUST GO AND LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Is it a boy huh? I-c-h-i-g-o." Isshin arms were rested in his chin in a praying manner, Isshin face was sparkling with stars at the thought.
"...Finally grand babies."
"T-thats not it."
"When are you going to bring him home so I can have another son?"
"Just shut up and leave, I have homework to do."
"Love letters? Are they for your-" Isshin was interrupted by a flying chair sinking in his face, with no surprise he was sent flying out of the room. Isshin was at a safe distance away from a scowling Ichigo.
He was just a little outside her door. "Is he cute? "
Isshin shouted at his teenage daughter, only to get a lamp thrown at his face. Just the thought gave Ichigo a restless vein in her forehead. Ichigo was now walking to her work-desk to finish her homework which was the last of her duties for the day which brought a small smile to the orange haired girl. She finished quickly through her English homework. which was not hard, for the carrot head ranked 23th in her school. The assignment was simple. Ichigo's instructor had passed papers to the whole class asking to write about their perfect match.
Ichigo took her manga in one hand, it was placed in front of her bedroom mirror. As she pulled the book at eye level her amber eyes saw the reflection of her hair in the mirror. Ichigo was an orange haired girl... who wore boxers... got into fights... had a short temper and acted according to impulses.
She was annoying to the boys because she kicked their asses so hard that the they couldn't sit on them for a year and to the girls was "masculine and reserved" Although it was truth that the carrot head spent most of her time alone in school than kicking the guys asses. Ichigo was regarded as a pervert. Because her extreme shyness around immodestly dressed woman which she just ignored. As she never cared for what other people though about her. If she had she would've had let her hair growth long, use girl clothes, and maybe join a club without being payed.
It annoyed her the thought of joining a club for free. Her little gold mine wasn't going anywhere... at least not for a while. Ichigo grabbed a spare towel from her closet. And headed to the bathroom in her room, with a clean pair of boxers... only that because she didn't needed a bra because the carrot head though her bra was the reason her asset was little above average.
Ichigo opened the handle to the bathroom door and lock herself in. Standing against the door with both her hands in the lock, looking at the shower she took a step forward and sighed.
Rukia
"Rukia... that's all I have to say you go rest now."
"I understand... brother." Byakuya stopped and looked at Rukia: he had raven hair that dropped to chin level, he had big blue violet eyes that could tell others how he really felt even if he didn't wanted to. Byakuya tilted his head sideways to see Rukia. Rukia bowed slowly closing the door to not disrupt his elder brother who was busy filling paperwork. Rukia headed to his room to rest just as his older brother Byakuya had encouraged. He opened the door to the dark room. In the bed there was a neatly arranged uniform and a letter. Rukia took the envelope in one hand and unfolded the letter which had her classes for the following semester.
'Wait...does the room smelled like cherry blossom trees...?' This brought a big smile to Rukia and his big blue violet eyes glowed.
"...Byakuya you didn't had to- " Rukia was interrupted by a loud noise. Not a second later she heard a knock on the window. Rukia looked up with a quizzical look to see a red haired girl hanging from the window shed had long hair tied in a ponytail and a pair of black glasses that complimented a dark kimono consisting of a white shirt underneath. Rukia opened the window...
Renji
"Renji... what are you doing here?"
"Rukia I have great news."
"Umm..."
"You'll have to try harder than that umm if you want to figured it out." A tall Renji towered over poor little Rukia. Renji took the little midget by the shoulders and struggled him from side to side. Rukia taking a quick guess with both eyes half closed in a cat shape and a forced smile on his face. A big drop of sweet sliding down his disheveled hair.
"Umm... did my brother Byakuya finally decided to fire you?"
"Huh what makes you say that?" Renji laughed and smacked the little midget on the head. Bringing a bump with 2 white band-aids one over the other in a X shape.
Rukia grabbed his head with both his tiny hands kneading the large bump that was swelling. The small midget didn't thought a second time before smacking the laughing red haired on the head. Hard. He left her laying unconscious in the floor with 3 big bumps one after the other, and smoke coming out.
The redhead slowly regained consciousness. "Why did you do that for?"
Renji was clearly pissed at the little midget who had punched her so hard, probably leaving her unconscious for 20 minutes or so on the floor like a stray dog. Rukia had already taken a shower and changed into his yellow pajamas. He was laying on his bed comfortably reading his manga book without any kind of regard for his unconscious life-long friend's health who had been laying on the floor.
"What are you talking about Renji?" Rukia gave Renji an innocent look which brought the red haired anger down a little.
"No.. .but seriously." Renji's expression changed as she took a seat and crossed her legs, she was completely recuperated by now.
"I got ascended to be your brothers right hand man... or ma'am."
"R-Really?" was all that the little midget could get out of his mouth.
"Yeah... your brother Byakuya just told me a few moments ago. I was so exited I couldn't wait to tell you Rukia."
"... Is that why you found the nearest ladder, leaned against my window, climbed 5 steps at a time probably 10 breaking the damn ladder and hung outside my window, forcibly trying to knock it for me to open it, so that you wouldn't fall on your ass?" A nerve was pooping out from Rukia's forehead.
"Sounds about right." Renji had a confused look on her face as she couldn't figure out what had made the little midget upset. he should be happy.
"Aren't you happy Rukia? This means we can spend more time together."
"About that... I think that will be pretty hard now... I'm going to Karakura town to start attending Karakura high school." Rukia was scratching the back of his head. He held his clean new uniform with a forced smile for Renji to see it. With that Renji's stood up showing her back to her petite friend.
"I just remembered I have some paperwork to do. So I'll see you later Rukia." with that Renji jumped out of the window and left.
"RENJIII! Stop that way leads my brother's training- " Was all that Rukia could say as his red haired friend went farther away.
A pissed off Renji was running through the cherry blossom trees that surrounded the Kukichi residency. She leaned against a cherry blossom tree. As Her blood boil, it lead her to beating the crap out of the pink tree several times relentlessly. Before a calm voice stopped her in her tracks.
"What are you doing here?"
"WHAT." Renji turned to face the foe that had just stopped her from beating the crap out of the pink tree. Renji's eyes were filled with killing intent. She had a frown so visible which complimented a vein coming out of her forehead. She was looking down on Byakuya Kukichi...
Ichigo
Ichigo was sitting on the corner of her bed pulling her white shirt with the number 15 printed on pink down her chest. She still had her towel on her head. She had a depressed look. Ichigo had both arms crossed behind her neck. She was lost in though, Ichigo remembered her father Isshin.
"why cant you act more feminine?... when will you give me grand babies?" her father seemed concerned at that point, at least he pretended to be.
Ichigo stood and headed lazily at her bathroom mirror. Once before when her family was eating she had finished a little early, and had asked a question that had gone through her mind for a long time.
"...am I...pretty?"
This took by surprise the Kurosaki family at that time. Ichigo wasn't the kind of person to ask a questions Like that. Yuzu and Karin paused and looked at the brown eyes their sister held at that time. Her face tried to hide the fact she was concern but it was clearly visible she thought otherwise.
"Of course not, tomboys aren't cute and is a proven fact." Her father Isshin interrupted while trying to pass the rice he had on his bowl. He was beaten by Ichigo that same day before in the morning and he was sited on his chair looking down giving small glances at his daughters that were concern with his health... at least Yuzu was. Karin seemed to got gotten accustomed to this daily routine.
"I... see."
"Ichigo!" both sisters said in unison.
"its nothing don't worry about it."
Now as she looked at the mirror. Her face had a frown which was a characteristic trait of hers. Her hair was orange and short because it was a pain in the ass to brush it everyday in the morning when it was still long. Her nose was small and pug. Her lips were small and had a visible dry in them as she didn't talk or even tried to smile a lot. Her skin color was peached with a few deepened white areas. Ichigo brushed through her hair with one hand, before turning to see her body. She was a little taller than must girls towering them over 2-4 inches. Ichigo chest was a little over average even is she drank 5 glasses of milk daily, it didn't seem to help at all.
Ichigo hided her chest from view by wearing boy clothes. Her stomach was flat. Her legs were skinny and build, due to her running everyday in the morning and playing for different clubs and beating that abnormal dad of hers. Ichigo body was like cut out of a model magazine, she would look really sexy if she didn't wear those boy clothes.
"Maybe I should wear something nice tomorrow." Was all that Ichigo said remembering a new student was coming to her class. "Who knows maybe he and I will get along well. Maybe he will even like me... I mean maybe he wont be a pain in the ass as all the others." Ichigo frown disappeared and turned into smile.
Isshin
Isshin was hearing through her door with an empty glass of water and had a smile on his face. "kazan... can you see our daughter now? Finally.. grand babies."
A/N: Finally finished this chapter which took me more time than I had expected as I had a hard time figuring out my chicken scratch writing, begging my brother to be my beta reader. If you guys find a liking to this story or have any ideas about anything. Just write them on a review or PM me, and I will be more than happy to consider/answer them. I welcome constructive criticism if it helps my writing skills improve.
