My compie is acting weird. DO NOT TRUST THE COMPUTER WHEN PUTTING UP FANFICS! Fic at Bottom, as the compie won't let me backspace it... --;;
Ah well, It's under the line. Hope you enjoy it!
Mandie (YaoiYuriGal)
By: YaoiYuriGal of Writing Friends
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I really don't.
Purebloods have more Fun…Journal of a 6th Year Slytherin
September 15th
Blah, I checked my Laptop today to see if anyone had written me a message. I've been at School three days and already I'm bored! I mean, how boring can you get? The only good thing is tormenting the Weasley family. I mean, they're so block-headed, you could tell them a charm and they wouldn't understand. But never mind. That's not what I'm writing for, is it? I mean, if I filled this Parchment up with silly drabbles about the off-beat Purebloods and the geeks of this school, I'd be out of Ink before you said Avada Kedavra. Ha, wow I made a joke! I never make those awful things.
Well, you're waiting for stuff about me, right? My name is what you want, no? My name is Elisabeth Maria Sanderson the THIRD. I know, the third. It's a tradition in my family to have the same name as your Grandmother, or something, I really don't pay attention. My family is a bore. My mother, Elisabeth the SECOND is always sobbing over her 'Lost Child' or something to that matter. Yeah, I'm supposed to be the "Lost One". Dark Magic is more my style. I only go here because my father, Matthew, makes me. And also, there's this hot boy in my grade…Draco Malfoy. Ah! I always get off-track! I am 16 years old, with Auburn hair and ice grey eyes. My height is FIVE foot SIX inches, and no one EVER EVER EVER needs to know my weight, but it's not a lot. And really, if you see me in the hallways, call me Ellie, not Elisabeth.
Anyways, I want to be an Auror when I grow up. I got Superior on all of my O.W.Ls, and I'm in Slytherin even though I'm brainy. Probably because all my teachers say I have an "Authority Problem" and an "Attitude Problem". That means that I don't like people over me, and I have an attitude. Basically suits me. My friends (Did I say I have friends at school? No…I only have friends at home) all say I've gone crazy, as I'm too mean to be one. They say that Death Eater is more my style. Ha, like my Father would ever let me join. And like they'd ever want me. But they'd need me. My father knows it. He's a Death Eater, you know, but no one's allowed to know except me, not even my mum. He says that the only reason I know is because I am a nosy girl and I would've found out anyways. You know what? I think he's right.
What's to do around here? I mean, I have two hours until I have to go to bed, and I can't just sit around here writing all night. Maybe I'll sneak a letter to my friends back home in London. I'm sure Spike Poison (My owl) will be glad to deliver, as she's been sitting there for awhile, and she's probably really bored. Maybe I'll go and torment Mrs. Norris. That's always fun. Hang her by her tail. Yeah, that sounds fun. I'll do that.
Before that, though, I'll tell you about my friends, Jess, Morgan, and Alex. Jess is the only one who's a witch, and she's in her FITH year here at Hogwarts. Morgan and Alex are all evil and Goth and such, and they love our magic. Yeah, they make great friends. They live in the apartments across the street from me and Jess's houses. They, like, smoke and drink and EVERYTHING. They are totally the best Muggles ever. That's about all.
Crap—I hear someone coming. Gotta put this up before they think I've gone soft!
Ellie
AUTHOR'S COMMENTS: Sorry for the short 1st Chappie! I couldn't help it, I'm distracted! I'll make the next one longer!
