Summary: Wanna fangirl? (think..."wanna fanta?")

A/N: This is based on a roleplay going on in an email. LOL It's still in progress, but here's the first chapter! I'm Ellen and Ira is WhiteWolfKyoko. I changed the names a bit.. eheh! OxO;

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Ira and Ellen walked along, passing a bar in the town and they heard a familiar voice.

-ENTER HOTTIE #1-

"Will you hand me that chicken!" shouted the voice, and then the figure came running out of the bar. It was Son Goku. Yes, it was the Son Goku. The one trapped on Five Finger Mountain for five hundred years.

"GOKU!" Ellen ran up to him and glomped him. He tried to get away. Ellen lunged forward and grabbed his ankle.

"GYAH!" Goku shouted, falling over and landing on his back.

"WAHOO!" Ellen shouted. "Strip anyone?" she joked.

"Please, Sanzo, help me out!" Goku gasped, fending the girls off of him.

-ENTER HOTTIE #2 - ZAA!

A bright light shone behind the half demon.

"Hey! Hands off the monkey, monkies!" Gojyo said in an irritated voice. Ira and Ellen practically fainted at the sight of another of their favorite characters.

"It's Sha Gojyo!" they said, falling onto the ground. Goku siezed the opportunity to run away.

Ellen stood up on shaky legs and touched Gojyo's fair, scarred face, looking into his deep crimson eyes.

"How old are you, really, my dear perverted water kappa!" Ellen glomped Gojyo with a death grip. Gojyo pushed her off like he's delt with the situation before and ran his fingers though his long, blood red hair.

"Weeell, if I told you, you probably wouldn't think I was hot anymore, so..." he said. Then suddenly he wrapped his arm around Ellen's shoulders and nuzzled her ear. "Where are you staying tonight? Are you busy?"

-ENTER HOTTIE #3-

A gunshot rang out and there stood Genjyou Sanzo, arm raised high in the air, ready to fire again.

"Get out." he said. Ira and Ellen got on their knees and bowed several times.

"Oh, thank you, Sanzo-sama! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"

"Get a life...I wasn't saving you." he said. The girls saw Goku running around a corner far down the road.

"Oh no! the monkey's getting away! Somebody grab him!" Ira shouted, she was torn between chasing Goku or going after Gojyo. "Darn it! Which one!"

-ENTER HOTTIE #4 - FWAH!

"What's going on in here?" asked Kougaiji, looking around. Ira stared at the newcomer before pouncing like a dog on a rabbit.

"MINE!" she said, clinging to his arm.

"What the-!" Kougaiji said, surprised. Ellen huggled him from the back.

"I got him!" she said. Then she remembered the other two. "Dang nabit!" she had decided to give Kougaiji a bear hug instead. "Bye, bye, Gojyo! You lost! Hahahaha!"

"What the heck is going on here!" Kougaiji demanded.

"Just hold still while I glomp you!" said Ellen, breathing in the earthy smell of his long, dark hair.

Gojyo had snuck off back into the bar, Goku was still running and Sanzo raised his gun at Ellen's head.

"Aaaah! Leave me alone!" she squeeked. Sanzo put the gun away without question.

"Fine. Have your way with him. It's not like he's one of my companions, anyway." he said calmly. He then walked back into the bar.

Ellen pulled on Kougaiji's hair and right arm.

"Hug me, Kougaiji-sama! Hug me!" she begged, then she looked at Sanzo, who was walking away. "Oooh, a lovely..." starts drooling, "..hawt...bad-ass monk with drop dead gorgeous eyes is walking away from us! I-must-pounce!" and so she jumped off Kougaiji and started bouncing towards Sanzo like a flea on a mission. Acting quick and using the attack of the chibi-cling she jumped on Sanzo's shoulders.

"Teach me the Maten Sutra, Oh Holy One!" she demanded, hitting Sanzo's head with her hands. Sanzo walked through the door, knocking her off to the ground.

"Help! Shit, Sanzo! I know you're my enemy, but it appears that both of us have one common enemy! The Crazed Fangirl!" Kougaiji yelled, trying to break free from the death grip Ira held on him.

Ellen got up and danced around, dragging Sanzo towards Kougaiji and in grabbing Ira into the group, she shouted, "Bishie pile!" she and Ira knew the drill and jumped on top of Sanzo and Kougaiji.

"Weeee! Dogpile!" Ira laughed. Then she looked at Ellen. "You know... it just occured to me that we let two bishies get away..."

Kougaiji and Sanzo were still fighting the numbing grip. Ira somehow managed to call about a dozen other fangirls to help in the catch.

"I say we should go after the fastest runner... which would be Goku." Ira and six of the dozen took off, racing to find Goku.

Meanwhile...

"I think... I'm safe. Those girls... were pretty scary..." Goku panted. He then heard a noise coming from around the corner he just turned. "What's that noise..?"

The fangirls with Ira leading them ran full speed around the corner.

"AHHH!" Goku started running again.

Ellen looked up. "Omigawd! We did let some get away!" she let go of Kougaiji and left him for the other fangirls while running off to the bar to find Gojyo. Gojyo looks up from the game of mah-jong he was playing and runs off to the bathroom.

"Ack! Hakkai, get you butt over here and help me out! The fangirl's back!" he shouted into the bathroom before sitting down at the game without a worry in the world. Ellen stared at him, wondering why he was so calm. Up until now he had been panicing everytime she showed up. She heard some water running in the bathroom, and when it turned off...

It was then she saw why.

-ENTER HOTTIE #5-

Hakkai burst from the bathroom, intent on finishing off whatever the demon was. His powers gathered in his hands, he stopped short when he heard a shriek.

"HAKKAI!" Ellen ran up and glomped him. "You're my favorite!" Out of all these cute guys in your midst, I love you the most!"

"Eheh!" Hakkai laughed nervously as if he didn't understand the situation and a sweatdrop poked at his head. "You're pretty cute, too, you know."

"I..am?" Ellen pulled away, but kept a firm grip on Hakkai's arms. He smiled and nodded.

The fangirls outside had begun to chant.

"We claim Hakkai! We claim Gojyo! We claim Kou-chan!"

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A/N: More coming soon! Please R&R!