DISCLAIMERS/NOTES
1. This is a fan fiction based on a characters separately owned by Warner Bros. and Disney. I DO NOT OWN THEM. This is just for fun.
2. This is a femmslash story. If you don't like that sort of thing, you won't like this.
3. I loathe all sports, thus know nothing of the intricacies of basketball. Chances are I've gotten the scenario completely wrong. But what the hey, hey?
"It's all down to this. The final of the championships, and it all hinges on one final free throw."
"The Tune Squad needs to get this one to break the tie and claim the cup."
"Will the streets of Zootopia be filled with people celebrating a Tune Squad win, or will the Monstar fans be the ones in celebration?"
"It's Hopps at the line... it's all on her."
"Fans, friends and family wait in bated breath... "
"The loved one in the front row is chewing her nails like she chews a carrot... "
"Can Hopps do it? She takes a breath... judges the distance... and... and... "
" ... "
"She did it! SHE DID IT! The game is over! The Tune Squad has WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP, and LOLA HOPPS SECURED THE VICTORY!"
"The Tunes are overjoyed! The crowd is going nuts! This building has EXPLODED!"
"The coach now rushing the court, his face saying it all!"
"And Hopps is rushing to the crowd... right to her wife! You can see the joy on their faces and... WOW! LOOK at that kiss!"
"Hopps sure has taken advantage of her wife's smaller size! She just picked that metre maid up and took her - just like she took her shot and won the game!"
"If I was a driver in Zootopia, I'd take my chance now and do some illegal parking, 'cos look at that bunny's purple eyes - she's completely discombobulated!"
"I think you're free to park where you wish for the rest of the night! Something tells me those two will be at it like their species!"
"Ha ha, quite right! What a visual to end on, everyone! And what an ending! A great game, and a great victory for the Tune Squad!"
"And what a night ahead for the Hopps house!"
"Damn right! Goodnight, everybody!"
A few days later, both commentators were suspended for "inappropriate banter".
THE END
