Hi Hig-Pig-Gaming. I was dared to make that hitler x merkel crap. Hope you will enjoy this one!

Have you ever heard of 2b2t? 2b2t is a anarchy minecraft server known as the first one to be ever made. I love this server but until now, it will always be crushed deep inside me.

I was only 14 years old when I first started this.. '2b2t' server. I found it off of the minecraft servers and I really had no idea what I was getting into. There is a man called Popbob who is known to be a mishap to the other players. 2 weeks after settling up my base.. he found me.

I didnt know of his dirty tricks to get other people's real life address. He said to me that I could get a "cool kit" for only my phone number. Back then, there was no shulkers so we had to use ender chests. He put down his ender chest and got out all the amazing stuff that he had in it.

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I accepted it. My life will change for now on.

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/3 Weeks Later\\

I didnt tell me mom or dad yet about my crazy decision. I believed that after if I gave it to that stranger, he would leave ot alone. Turns out he called my number as "unknown number". My iPhone 4 lagged out a wouldnt turn on again when I denied the call. I assume that was someone else until just a few minutes later.

I told my dad that my phone broke for no reason. He didnt believe me and started making a big huge rant about someone keep emailing him as Popbob. He also went on to say that he wanted to talk to me and.. get near me. My lazy as* didnt care and I sat back down like a idiot on the couch. I think I liked Popbob. I think he is cute, but in a weirder way than intisipated.

I have only seen him minecraft skin and that it but I wanted to see him in person. I ran outside and began to run to the electric fence that we had set up. I then climbed it up while being shocked constantly. It felt nice in my groin.

I woke up the next day feeling good and stood. Yes, you heard me right. Stood. I love showing myself to the 2b2t pro's on my biceps. I began to hench down and pull my plug without any silly doctors looking. I rested and out of knowhere my lungs swelled with blood and I bursted with yellow, green goo. How fun.

My remnants started spazzing out and it was fibally all over with myself puncturing my inter brain with a needle. Pain killers will sure kill you good for my 2b2t love. 2b2t is a nice server. Have fun.

THIS STORY IS NOT IN MY PERSPECTIVE SO ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IS FAKE.