Chapter 1

About a week ago Maxwell's owner decided to drop Maxwell at Hillary's. His owner was going away and needed someone to care him. Luckily for both Sandy and Maxwell their anniversary was coming up. Unfortunately something else was going to happen. After a long day Sandy sat on the wood chip floor of her cage while Maxwell read his green book. Also in the cage was Christie who fast asleep. Sandy started getting itchy and tried to scratch her back but of course couldn't reach the spot.

"Hey Maxy could you like scratch my back?" she asked. Maxwell grabbed her ribbon wand and used the end of the wand to scratch Sandy's back.

"I meant with your paws." Maxwell reached over and scratched her back without taking his eyes off the book. "Could you pay attention?" Maxwell didn't answer. Sandy sighed and decided to change the subject.

"So what do you want to do on our anniversary?" she asked. The answer she was about to get is something she would never expect.

"Absolutely… nothing." Maxwell answered while still reading his book. Sandy began to cry.

"You used to be so romantic! You don't even touch me anymore!" she exclaimed.

"Yes I do. I even touched you yesterday." Maxwell answered back.

"And when was that?" she asked.

"Remember when Stan and Boss were having a race and you were standing in the middle of it?" Sandy nodded. "I pushed you out of the way. I even used both paws." Sandy had never been so furious in her life. With that she took Maxwell and threw him out the window (he didn't fall all the way to the ground. He landed on the window sill outside.)

"What's her problem?" Maxwell said to himself. Sandy later threw the book in his face. I can't believe that jerk. And a few days before our anniversary! That's when she saw Christie wake up.

"Where's dad?" she asked. Sandy decided to cool off a bit. Maybe give Maxwell some time alone. She smiled at her daughter.

"He's fine. He just needed to go out for awhile." Christie smiled and went back to sleep.

Outside…

"I can't believe she threw me out like that!" Maxwell said to himself as he walked toward the park. "Well there's one place to go to." Maxwell decided to go to the clubhouse.

Inside the clubhouse Boss and Crystal were in bed kissing each other.

"Oh Crystal."

"Oh Taisho."

"Oh brother. Could you quit with that romantic stuff?" Boss and Crystal shrieked as they heard that. Boss looked behind him and saw…

"MAXWELL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"

"Uh. Sandy was cleaning her cage and…I… didn't want to get in her way so-" Boss shook his head.

"What he means is that Sandy kicked him out and that's exactly what I'm gonna do!" Before Boss was about to grab Maxwell, Crystal stopped him.

"Wait Tai. This is Maxwell's time of need. Maxwell can sleep here. I'll go and sleep with Snoozer for tonight." Boss didn't like this idea.

"Awww c'mon Crystal." But before he was able to question it Crystal was already out the door.

"Good night Tai. Good night Maxwell." Boss grunted and went to sleep. Maxwell did the same.

At 3:00 am…

"Boss wake up." Boss woke from the dream he had of Crystal when he woke up to see Maxwell.

"Maxwell its too early. Go back to sleep." Boss said sleepily as he went back to sleep.

"But you're the only who knows how to open the safe with the sunflower seeds. Can't I at least get breakfast." Breakfast this early? Now I know why Sandy kicked him. Boss got up and opened the safe. Crystal woke up and saw both of them at the safe.

"Do you know how early it is?" Crystal asked.

"Tell that to Mr. Early breakfast here." Crystal giggled. After Maxwell had 'breakfast' he went to the door.

"Well I'm going to stay here and wait for Penelope to take me to ham ham land." Maxwell id as he sat on one of the chairs near the round table and read his book. That's when Boss asked Crystal to come with him in his room.

"I have a feeling that Maxwell is gonna be here for along time" Boss told her.

"And why is that?"

"Because he told me when he gets up and when he gets back and that I should be ready to open the safe." Crystal giggled. Boss sighed. "We have to do something about this."

Later all the ham hams gathered in the clubhouse except for Sandy, Maxwell, Cappy, Penelope, and the children. Sandy was out with Penelope and Cappy who giving the children rides. Maxwell was at ham ham land. Boss told them what happened. Everyone wondered why because they're usually not like this. That's when Christie came in.

"I know why." Everyone asked her what happened. She told them about the fight they had and how Sandy kicked him out.

"That's bad. We need to get them back together!" Pashmina exclaimed.

"But how?" Bijou asked. Suddenly the door burst open. In the middle of the door was a familiar hamster.

"What are you doing here Joe!" Boss asked. Joe walked up to them with a smile on his face.

"I'm here because I heard you needed help." Joe told them. "After all I was partly the mastermind between the little struggle we had a few months ago."

"This is a Mission of Love. Not revenge." Boss and Joe glared at each other angrily.

"We're wasting time." Stan told them. "We need to get those two together and fast."

"Right." Hamtaro said. "So how are you going to help us?"

"Here's my card." Joe hands a card to Hamtaro. It reads 'need a villain? We've got one at villain's inc. we specialize in anything from kidnappings to burglaries. We do this for birthdays, anniversaries, barmitsfus…

"JOE!"

"Don't worry. My rivals get discounts." Everyone was getting annoyed. Then there were several giggles coming from the door.

"Don't worry. Joe does want to help you." The ones at the door were none other than…

"Honeybun. Hiroshi."

"And were here to help too!" Honeybun told them.

"Thanks guys." Hamtaro said. "Joe has a point. Maybe Joe's plan might work." Everyone was surprised.

"Have you gone nuts!" Howdy asked. Bijou thought about it and knew what Hamtaro was saying.

"Oh I get it. It is a great plan." Everyone was surprised again. None of them understood why his plan was any good.

"I don't." Boss said.

"What's so good about this plan anyway?" Panda asked.

"Come here. I'll tell ya." They huddle and listen to Hamtaro's plan. They realize that Hamtaro and Bijou are right. It does sound good. They knew it would be foolproof.

"Now I get it." Dexter said.

"Yeah. It's a great plan." Oxnard said.

"Alright. In phase one we need someone to kidnap Sandy." Hamtaro said. "Any volunteers?"

"I'll do it." Joe told them. Some of the ham hams still had a funny feeling about this.

"Can we trust you to kidnap Sandy and give her back?" Boss asked.

"Does this look like a face that can't be trusted!"

"YES!" Joe's fell down anime style. Hiroshi reassured them.

"Don't worry. He wouldn't that. Besides if you still can't trust him then we'll watch him."

"Thanks. Lets get this plan started."

"YEAH!"