So I've just finished reading through the entirety (so far) of MiniJenn's Universe Falls, and I've got quite a few things that I'm wanting to say about it. Lots of good things, and a few...not so good things. Either way, I decided that what better way to rant about something that mostly no one cares about then through my favorite method: writing!

I've never seen anyone actually post a review for a work of fanfiction before on the site (maybe because it's illegal? Or maybe no one really cares enough to write about something like fanfiction?), so I have no idea how this is gonna go over, but I don't care, I'm doing it anyway.

Now, some of you might be wondering; "What in the hecking heck is Universe Falls?!"

Okay, first off, language. This is only T rated for mild swearing and we can't have you saying some of those evil, naughty words, alright?

Good.

Secondly, Universe Falls is a fanfiction created by the one and only MiniJenn. The story is basically a retelling if both Gravity Falls and Steven Universe we're in the same...well, universe. Created almost 4 years ago (jeez, has it really been that long?), it has gained quite a following from fans of both shows, with the story having over 1k follows and favorites here on , and almost 50k hits on AO3.

It is also incredibly long, so if you haven't read it, I highly suggest that you do so before returning to this review, for obvious reasons. This review is only for the ones who sat through all one million freaking words to get to this point.

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Are the losers gone yet?

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Good. That means I can freely spoil whatever I want, like how Snape kills Dumbledore.

...wait...

...anyway!

Getting back on track, this review will be divided into 4 parts: the introduction, aka what you're reading right now, the pros, the cons, and the final assessment. Each section will have its own dedicated chapter so I can show all you lovely people what I thought when I read through it.

However, just like most things in life, there are a few guidelines that I'm going to follow for myself so that everything goes the way I have planned. Or, rather, just two: I'm not gonna assume the gender of the author (it's 2019. They could be an attack helicopter for all I care.) and I'm not going to just through out hate because I didn't like how the story is going.

For the first point, I'm going to keep referring to MiniJenn with the "they" pronoun, 90% because I don't want them to get triggered because I called them a "he" when they're a "she" and vice versa, and 10% because I don't just wanna keep calling them MiniJenn every time I have to mention them. If anyone is actually reading this garbage, send me a message or leave a review (reviewing a review. Redundant much?) if you do know what they're gender is. MiniJenn may have actually mentioned it in their ANs, but if they did, I forgot because I had to read over a freaking million words!!!

And, if by the off chance MiniJenn does so happen to see this...

Hi.

As for the second point, in the cons list, I'm going to try my best to justify the points I'm making with actual examples from the text and (hopefully) find a reason why things are how they are. I'm not going to be a huge butthole and talk about what I didn't like about the story and how they should completely revamp the whole thing just to suit my needs. I'm going to analyze what could have went wrong, why it went wrong, and how to possibly fix it in the future.

So...I believe that's everything I need to talk about in this introduction. Next time, I'm going to be delving into everything great about this amazing little fanfiction! Tune in...whenever I decide to post the next part to this!

See ya!