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A/N: First time trying one of these lists. Tell me how I do! Enjoy :)

10 ways to an early grave in the underground

Ask weird orange monkeys if they want to play a game

Profess that the Labyrinth is the easiest thing ever with no real danger whatsoever

Ask the goblins if they can pose for a picture for National Geographic

Look around for holes and dive in, screaming 'what's the worst thing that can happen?'

Repeatedly poke Jareth when he appears, yelling 'you're it!'

When hands ask if you want to go up or down, say 'actually, I kind of want to go sideways'

Every time Jareth talks to Hoggle, ask 'are you sure you two don't want a room?'

If you are dumped in the bog of eternal stench, yell 'water fight!' and proceed to splash all your companions

If the cleaners come by, ask them if they do bathrooms

Every time Jareth comes near hum the 'Jaws' theme