Ruby exited her dorm in Beacon and went to do something WHEN A BLACK GUY WITH SHINY BLACK BOOTS AND A WEHRMACHT UNIFORM JUMPED AT HER.
"What in the- Who the fuck are you!?" Ruby screamed.
"I am an officer of the Afro-Reich! Where's yo nigga pass?"
"What the hell are you talking about!? LET ME GO!"
"Naughty cracka'. You do realize all of Remnant has been like, invaded and shit right?"
"Wait. Really?"
"Ya."
And then hundreds of African-americans with gigantic EMSEL batteries crashed into Beacon and started arresting everybody for not having a nigga pass.
A brutal reign of terror was installed on Vale. Members of the Afro-Reich started beating everybody with white skin for not having a nigga pass. The ruling elite was black. The police was black. The headmaster was black. Salem was black (That's my headcanon for RWBY. Don't fucking insult me for my 100% valid beliefs, shitlord.).
Seeing how this unfolded in a whopping 15.11 seconds, Ruby Rose raged so hard that she turned into the beacon (LMAO GETTIT!) of Capitalism and Libertay, also known as ANDREW JACKSON. With his newfound powers, ANDREW JACKSON moved all of the Afro-Reichers into the grimmlands. This event was called the Trail of Tears 2.0.
And then the grimm started to attack. However, everybody saw that they were black and white and therefore assumed that the poor grimm had vitiligo. But someone observed that the white parts were just bone masks…. This means the grimm are BLACC. TO THE TRAIL OF TEARS 2.0 WITH YOU!1Y0U02EWDU09EFU-VSDU-SFG
This is when a mysterious preternatural individual entered the scene.
Going under the name "Akhenaten" and claiming to be the god Aten made flesh, it demanded that the cracka's lived in peace and harmony with the Afro-Reich. Naturally, everybody downvoted the proposal. This enraged Akhenaten, who proceeded to mind-rape everybody so hard that they turned black.
This is when a never-before-heard-of ethnicity entered the scene.
Going under the name "Hispanics" and claiming to be the God of Immigrants made flesh, they demanded representation. Naturally, everybody downvoted the proposal because the Hispanics are all Mexican taco-burrito faggots. This enraged the Hispanics, who proceeded to steal all of Vale's jobs.
This is when a never-before-heard-of ideology entered the scene.
Going under the name "Communism" and claiming to be the God of equality made flesh, it demanded that the proletariat be freed from their chains. Naturally, everybody downvoted the proposal. This enraged Communism, who proceeded to fund Trotskyist rebels in all of Remnant, which resulted in a united black-hispanic integralist imperial workers and peasants greater Reichsrepublik of Remnant becoming true. And everybody cried from happiness.
Also, the entire Africa died from contracting the death disease of death.
THE END
