This is a collab fanfiction written with WarmCocoaCookie!

The thing is, we're writing this fanfiction only through emails. So we have no idea what the other is writing until we recieve it. It's like a pen-pal-email thing between Butters and Kenny.

I write in the voice of Butters, and she writes in the voice of Kenny.

Please read and review!


From:

To:

Subject: Hiya Kenny

Dear Kenny,

You told me to email you when I got here, and I'm here. Jeez... I really don't like it here. It's really weird in Florida, and all the other kids tease me and I already got hollered at. On my first day, too! These people are lucky Professor Chaos retired...

I wish my stupid parents didn't send me away. When they said they wouldn't ground me, I was thinkin' "yipee!", but instead they sent me to boarding school in Florida! I wonder why my parents don't just let me love who I want to, it's so strange...

It's really hot and stuffy here. I'm also the shortest boy in the tenth grade, and all the other kids thought I was a girl! I don't look like a girl, do I? Well... all the girls did believe I was Marjorine... Aw jeez... They also call me a country bumpkin and tease me about the way I talk. They say my voice is yokel-y. Is that true? The other kids made fun of me cuz I still like Hello Kitty. Liking Hello Kitty ain't a bad thing, right? They said I was a homogay, and I was confused at why they would say that. So I said I was a little bicurious, and they pushed me down. I'm so confused!

How's South Park? I mean... I'm sure nobody else really misses me or anything, heck, they probably even forgot I existed... if they even knew I exist. The only time they ever really cared was when you died in fourth grade and I had to pretend to be you, and even then, they'd pick on me and call me names.

Aw hamburgers, I have to go for now, my roomate is yellin' at me...

I hope you right back soon.

xoxo Butters


How'd you guys like it? It's sort of hard to convey Butters, but I think I got him good! Now I must wait for WarmCocoaCookie's reply...