Snickerdoodle x

As Snicker-Doodle rubbed me I slipped my hand down his pants, pulling out his Limited Edition Weenie-Watch. I purred as I slid it into my Limited Edition Collectors book in my pants. Freen walked in, I noticed that Snicker-Doodle was interested in his bulge. I could see his not-so- hairy brown chest hairs swaying in the wind. This excited me a lot. Snicker-Doodle couldn't stop rubbing me, I was praying that he didn't notice I took his Limited Edition Weenie-Watch. Snicker juiced all over his not-so-hairy chest hairs, oh it looked so good! I screamed as I looked at my weenie, it had fallen off because of the weight of my Weenie-Watch collection. We sat in silence as we saw my weenie lying dazed on the floor. After 3 minutes and 2 days I pulled out my testie and put it on top as a garnish, just the same was as my teacher told me too. Then we sat and prayed to our lord and saviour, Jizmens.

Then I proceeded to pull out a shank and divad him to death. "That was pretty rude Green " said Snicker-Doodle. So, to make up for it I gave him a rub with my hairy shoe sock. Divad liked the rub on facebook, so he kept on going, BUT, then he bought a dak-dak so we vote kicked him.

Once we entered the cow cage, it got really steamy and hot, so we all took our clothes off. Then we spontaneously combusted. I thought Snicker-Doodle's spontaneous combustion juices where pretty hot, so we touched butts. Snickerdoodle's arm was sweating on my exterior, so I bathed in Snickerdoodles juicie. Oh no, I said to Snicker's butt, you have been sucked dry of cactus fluids. Then killed us because he wanted to touch the butts. Then we all thought to ourselves; "What is the meaning of life? Is this truly just a waste of our time? Maybe I should use this time to contribute to society; become vegan for example." Then I woke up, went to my dead-end job, through the grind of everyday work life to my inevitable death from over consumption of packaged food and fatty food with high sodium content and highly illegal drugs.