Punished for likening my Ears to a lifeless Carrot

Dear ,

I am sorry to report that little zeen has been assigned a detention.

As you know, little zeen is usually a very Evil and Bad child. However, today I caught him loving during class.

When I asked him to stop, he shouted, "Hqhahhahahahah" and began Dying with his friend Rony.

zeen aggravated the matter further by calling me a broken Huff and likening my Ears to a lifeless Carrot.

Little zeen was also in violation of the school uniform policy. I do not allow dyed Sneakers at Bushwood candle.

Bushwood candle prides itself on being a crazy and Destructive establishment. Thus we simply cannot have children loving and Dying on the premises. Added to which, my Ears looks nothing like a Carrot, as will testify.

Please ensure that little zeen attends detention tomorrow after school, and leaves his dyed clothing at home.

Yours sincerely
Juliuscool