Michael: Hello, I am Michael Jonson.
Vishnu: This is a great and holy fanfic, it will serve me ell.
Michael: Thank you Lord Vishnu.
Chapter One-
Bhagavad Gita Chapter 10, Verse 40- There is no numbering or limit to My divine Vibhutis, O Parantapa; what I have spoken, is nothing more than a summary development and I have given only the light of a few leading indications.
Hello, I am Michael and I am a Chakra Warrior. Recently, the evil forces of Buddhism, Janeism, and Atheism have joined together to try and persecute Hinduism. They are led by Percy jackson and his army of false demigods.
"Hello," said Radha. She was named after Radha, the wife of Krishna. I had converted her to Hinduism and she had changed her gaud awful Christian name to a good Hindu name.
"Hello," I replied.
Khândogya-upanishad 1- LET a man meditate on the syllable Om, called the udgîtha; for the udgîtha is sung, beginning with Om.
We read the Bhagavad Gita for hours. Arjuna, seeing that he would have to kill his relatives on the battlefield, cowardliously refused to fight. But Krishna rebuked him and he fought.
"How lucky Arjuna was to be able to see the true form of Lord Vishnu," I said. I told her about the dream I had of the United States being Hindu. It would be ruled by the caste system. The only thing that stood in the way of this was Percy Jackson and his evil demigods.
"I have converted thirty friends to the Eternal Religion. They will follow you into battle if you command it." Radha said. We decideed to call ourselves the Chakra Warriors.
Bhagavd Gita Chapter 1, Verse 1- Dhritarashtra said: On the field of Kurukshetra, the field of the working out of the Dharma, gathered together, eager for battle, what did they, O Sanjaya, my people and the Pandavas?
There was a temple where the demigods went to worship their evil gods. We decided to attack it.
"Dye," I cried. I grapped a nearby demigod and threw my spear in his chest. The piggy pigg gurgled in his own blood.
We went further into the temple, killing the demigods. Some fumblingly tried to put their armor on and weapon in hand but were killed.
Bhagavad Gita Chapter 10, Verse 24- And know Me, O Partha, of the high priests of the world the chief, Brihaspati; I am Skanda, the war-god, leader of the leaders of battle; among the flowing waters I am the ocean.
After that, we conquered the city and instituted the caste system. Since these heathens had never heard of civillization, we had to assign caste. After assigning caste to them, we began assigning them to myselves. The boldest in battle were made Kshatriyians. I was made a Brahmin along with Radha, and a couple of other holly ones.
Michael: What did you think?
Vishnu: Pretty good my son.
Michael: Thank you Lord Vishnu.
