Chapter 1

Cast:

Pucca as Noodle Lasher II (parody on Silk Spectre)

Garu as Blac Cat II (Parody on Nite Owl)

Ssosso as Dr. Shaolin (parody on Dr. Manhattan)

My OC Yowaka as Yowakanji (Parody on Rorschach)

Abyo as the Kung-Fu Man (parody on The Comedian)

Tobe as Tobemandias (parody on Ozymandias)

Yowakanji: (narrating) Yowakanji's journal, October 13, 2008. Cat carcass in alley this morning, scooter tire tread on burst stomach. Sooga ity is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their greed, murder, and vendettas will foam up about their waists and all the emos and deities will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Soo. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of ninja bandits and wanna-be dictators and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloody Heck, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.

(Camera shows Abyo sitting in a penthouse wearing nothing but a bathrobe with a badge with a picture of a pair of nunchucks on it, he appears to be watching TV, when suddenly a strange silhouette breaks into Abyo's home by kicking the door open. Abyo immediately notices, stands up, and gets into fighting stance. The silhouette frantically charges at Abyo, the fight becomes a cartoony dust clouds and stops when the silhouette grabs Abyo by his robe and throws him out a window, where Abyo falls down to the city streets of Sooga City, dead. Camera cuts to 2 policemen in Abyo's penthouse, where it's now a crime scene.)

Policeman 1: I could tell whoever did this to him, that person sure had to deal with 1 heck of a fight.

Policeman 2: Yeah, this guy who got killed, I think Abyo was his name, he's a sturdy guy, Abyo surely at least was able to put up a fight with that guy who killed him, whoever it is.

Policeman 1: yeah, and I can tell Abyo there was thrown out that window, the glass on those windows is too thick to just accidently break and fall out from.

Policeman 2: Abyo works for the government, so I'd say it might be a political killing.

(Camera cuts to 2 other policeman with Abyo's dead body still on the sidewalk as it was. The policemen are standing just a few feet away from the body. Suddenly, a strange person wearing a samurai robe, Japanese sandals, a Kasa hat, and a strange mask that deosn't show any sign of his face, and the mask changes constantly to different Japanese Kanji. The Policeman immediately notice the strange man.)

Policeman 3: Yowakanji!

(the man, named Yowakanji, walks over to Abyo's dead body, he notices Abyo's nunchuck badge still on his robe, but the badge also now has a blood stain on it. Yowakanji walks over to the body and picks up the badge, he looks at it as if he's familiar with it.)

Policeman 4: hey! You're not supposed to go near the body!

(the policemen approach Yowakanji, who quickly stands up and punches them with both fists at both their abdomen, knocking them out. Yowakanji then pulls out a rope with a grappling hook out of his robes, and throws the hook onto the broken window where Abyo was thrown out. Yowakanji climbs his grappling hook into the window only to see policemen 1 & 2 charging at him from both sides. Yowakanji simply elbows both of them in the head, knocking them out. He then walks over to an empty closet in Abyo's apartment. He looks around in it to see a small button on the left side of it, he pushes it and the back of the closet opens like a secret passage. Yowakanji walks into the passageway to see a small chamber, which stored of kung-fu weapons, a costume similar to the Comedian, and a photo of Abyo in costume standing with what looks like several other superheroes, Ching and Chang appearing to be 2 of them.)

Yowakanji: hurm…