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"Edward, I have a confession to make," said Jasper looking at the ground.

"What Jasper?" he asked, trying to read his mind but he was blocking his thoughts.

"Well I kind of turned Charlie into a vampire!" Jasper said very fast, and he heard Bella run into the room.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TURNED CHARLIE INTO A VAMPIRE!" she screamed, and Jasper backed away.

"Well I was hunting," he said, "And Charlie was looking for those wolves still, I didn't know he would be that far from the path, and I ran into him. I am just glad I didn't kill him! I am so sorry Bella!"

"Ah, Jazz, you know I will forgive you for giving my father eternal damnation! I forgive you for everything!" said Bella. Then she turned to look at Edward.

"Edward I want to see Charlie!"

"No Bella it is too dangerous!"

"But I want to see him!"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

Bella cries, "But you always give me everything I want Edward".

"True," said Edward, "Okay then, let's go". Grabs Bella and swings her onto his back like a child.

They go to see Charlie, and see a freaky looking vampire with a moustache; as soon as he sees Bella, he attacks and bites her.

Edward attacks Charlie, and puts him some random cage that was lying around.

"Bella," he asked, "Are you okay?"

"No!" Bella screamed, "Charlie, Charlie Bit me!"

Then she looked at Charlie, "OUCH CHARLIE! Charlie bit me!"

The End

I know this was stupid and random, but please review.