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Once upon a time in Mordor, Bilbo swaggins killed a bear with his swag he then asked darth vader for money. Darth Vader then proceeded to bitch slap Bilbo Swaggins for asking such a profound request. Swaggins then pulled out his Swaggiest weapon, an onion sword. Darth Vader flew out of Bibo swaggins house on a flying carrot. But couldn't continue because he was hungry and magic. While this was happening, all of the villagers were like whaaaaaaaaaaat?! Then link came out of nowhere, throwing his shield at Vader so he couldn't get away, and Vader fell on a Chicken of Skyrim. They saw in a red van in the distance little did they know that is was Guy Fieri filming a new episode of Diners, Drive in's and Dives at Biblo's house. He then got out of his car to talk to peter Griffen who was staring into a wall. Guy was actually Arnold Swarzenegger in disguise sent form the future to kill Bill Cosby. "PETER! GET SWAGGINS, WE NEED TO GET TO DA CHOPPA!" He shouted into his ear. Out of nowhere, Michelle Obama took out her Ebola lightsaber and stabbed Peter Griffen in the heart. Then peter's final words was "the bird was the word this whole time". He died gracefully like a swan on fire. Vader finally got up, and threw the Chicken of Skyrim at Michelle, shouting " WE WILL BRING COSBY TO THE DARK SIDE!". Bill Cosby high-jacked Guy Fieri's van and drive over Peter Griffens dead corpse. The empreror then came out and electrocuted everyone saying "shut up! I am trying to sleep!" So then stormtroopers came and arrested everyone. While the stormtroopers were taking over Bilbo's, house Kronk pulled the lever and they all fell into Bikini Bottom. As soon as they landed, they saw bubbles everywhere, and heard maniacal laughter in the distance. It was Batman in a scuba suit laughing at his pathetic life. This mighty battle went on for centuries, many lives, bears, layers and mac and cheese were lost. Then spongebob and Patrick came with their friends and they started a war that may never end, but then patrick's best friend christan spiroff came into battle with juggernaut armer and lots of weapons. A random white girl came into the battle ground, sipping a pumpkin spice latte and taking selfies. Michelle didn't like this, so she ended her life with a giant swing of her ebola ligtsaber. Barak came out of the fat folds of Patrick with an Ak 47 and killed everyone but the one who started it….. Bilbo MOTHER FUCKING SWAGGINS.
TO BE CONTINUED…
