Kamui is Your _________

Author's Note: Am I the only one who is annoyed with "Kamui is your…" repeated every other page in X1999? What IS Kamui in relation to Fuma? I don't GET it. Evilized. Anywooo, I am not trying to offend any serious die-hard X1999 fans…I'm just trying to be funny.

Disclaimer: I don't own X1999 or any funny dubbish mistakes…teehee…and I don't own anything that the average person would be able to distinguish. Inside jokes belong to me.

Coffee Break

*Hinoto, Arashi, Kotori, Kanoe, and Kamui are sitting at a coffee table while they are off manga duty*

Kanoe: I'm bored.

Hinoto: In an alternate future, we are not bored.

Kamui: do I blow up anything yet?

Arashi: let's see…what can we do to amuse ourselves?

Kamui: BLOW UP SOMETHING!

Hinoto: *grabs around for coffee cup* dammit! Where's my coffee?! I can't feel it through the psychic field…where is it????? I want my coffee…NOW!

Kanoe: I drank your coffee, Hinoto.

Hinoto: You twisted, evil, little bi---

Arashi: I KNOW!!!!! LET'S MAKE UP ALTERNATE ENDINGS!

Kamui: In which I blow up---

Girls: SHUT UP!!!!

Kanoe: what kind of alternate endings? It's already depressing enough…

Arashi: you know the whole "Kamui is your…" business?

All: *groan*

Arashi: think of it as madlibs…

All: *grin evilishly*

CLAMP: okay, back to work!

Hinoto: Kanoe drank my coffee…*grumble grumble*

Scene One

Lettering: Kamui is your…

Fuma: Kamui is my what? What is Kamui?

*backstage*

Kanoe: I go first!

*onstage*

Kanoe: *whispering* Kamui is your EVIL TWIN!!!!!

Fuma: *snort!* heeheeheeaHAHAHA*chokes*

Everybody backstage: *pats Kanoe on the back* bravo, Bravo!

Scene Two

*Kamui and Fuma are on top of Tokyo tower, doing something weird with their psychic powers*

Lettering: Kamui is your…

Kamui (thought bubble): I'll give them a show they won't forget…

Kamui: *James Earl Jones imitation* I am your father, Fuma!

Fuma: *falling of Tokyo tower* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Everybody else: *falls over laughing*

Scene Three Lettering: Kamui is your…

Fuma: *pulls out hair* What is Kamui???

Hinoto: *appears in Fuma's mind* *does little air quotes* COUSIN! *wink!*

Kamui: HEY! JUST BECAUSE KANOE STOLE YOUR COFFEE DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOTTA…

Scene Four

*Kotori is grinning like a ditz while the all-too familiar lettering is floating on the page*

Lettering: Kamui is…

Fuma: *looks at floor*

Kotori: …secretly your lawn gnome!

Fuma: I-I-I had no idea…

Scene Five

Lettering: Kamui is your…

Fuma: *just kinda sits there*

Lettering: Kamui is your…

Arashi: *laughs* I…can't…do…it….

Fuma: WHAT IS KAMUI?????????

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