Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note

Author's Note: I thought of this at random and thought it would be funny.

10 Disadvantages of Being Death Note Obsessive

1. My legs are permanently folded due to sitting like L the whole time.

2. I get funny looks but mostly laughs when I randomly shout out in public, "I am the god of this new world!"

3. People think I'm crazy because I talk to myself when I'm really talking to a death God.

4. People think I'm crazy when I tell them I'm talking to death God.

5. I've gotten detention several times when the teachers look in my death note and see that I had written down substitute teacher's names and their cause of death.

6. I have no friends because everyone thinks I'm weird for knowing exactly when someone's going to die.

7. Everyone thinks I'm scary for saying goodbye to them in a dark voice with dramatic music playing in the background.

8. My parents have grounded me forever because they think I'm suicidal for going down to a state prison and asking for everyone's name.

9. I can't get anything because I refuse to show my identification.

10. The cops have started questioning my parents because I've been considered absent for over a month now. (I don't raise my hand in class when they call my name because, again, I'd be giving someone my name and face).

Author's Note: Oh, and just to let you know I don't really qualify for any of these things, but people think I'm weird even without talking to myself. Please review because I'd like some input on how my first Death Note fanfic went. Oh, and by the way, can you tell I've only read the first four books? Don't spoil anything for me.