AN: I had this random idea. I mean totally random. Like it just popped into my head kinda random. I am such a weirdo, aren't I? Okay it's like this. Max, Fang, and Iggy are randomly singing Ke$ha while The Flock, Ella and Dr. Martinez just sit there staring at the random outburst. I'm such a random person! I'm proud of it! The song is called We R Who We R.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ke$ha or Maximum Ride. I don't own Ke$ha cause I'm not old enough to be her and I'm not a old dude so I don't own Maximum Ride. ENJOY MY RANDOMNESS!
Ella POV
My mom, The Flock, and I were just sitting here minding our own business when all of a sudden Max yells, "Hit it, Fang!'' Then, Ke$ha music starts playing, We R Who We R to be exact. Max, Fang, and Iggy jumped out of their seats and started singing!
Max: Hot, and dangerous, if you're one of us then roll with us. Cause we make the hipsters fall in love, when we've got hot pants on enough.
Fang: And yes of course we does, we're running this town just like a club.
Iggy: And no, you don't wanna mess with us, got Jesus on my necklace ace ace.
Max:Got that Glit-ter on my eyes. Stockings ripped all up the side.
Fang:Looking sick and sexy-fied
Iggy: So lets go-o-o lets go!
Max: Tonight we're goin hard hard ha ha hard
Fang: Just like the world is ours ours ou ou ours
Iggy: We're tearin it a part part pa pa pa part
Max: You no we're superstars
All: We R Who We R
Fang: We're dancing like we're dumb dumb du du du dumb
Iggy: Our bodies going numb numb nu nu nu numb
Max: We'll be forever young young you you you young
Fang: You know we're superstars
All: We R Who We R
Iggy: DJ turn it up!
Max: It's about damn time to live it up
Fang: I'm so sick of being so serious It's making my brain delirious
Iggy: I'm just talkin truth I'm telling you bout the shit we do
Max: We're sellin our clothes
Fang: Sleepin in cars
Iggy: Dressin it down
Max: Hittin on dudes, hard. Got that glit-ter on my eyes. Stockings ripped all up the side
Fang: Lookin sick and sexy-fied
Iggy: So lets go o o lets go!
Max: Tonight we're goin hard hard ha ha ha hard
Fang: Just like the world is ours ours ou ou ou ours
Iggy: We're tearin it apart part pa pa pa part
Max: You know we're superstars
All: We R Who We R
Fang: We're dancing like we're dumb dumb du du du dumb
Iggy: Our bodies goin numb numb nu nu nu numb
Max: We'll be forever young young you you you young
Fang: You know we're superstars
All: We R Who We R
Iggy: DJ turn it up up up up up up up
Max: DJ turn it up up up up up up up
Fang: DJ turn it up up up up up up up
All: DJ turn it up up up up up up up up
I took the break in the song from a music solo to yell '' What's goin on!'' but no one heard me.
Iggy: Tonight we're goin hard hard ha ha ha hard
Max: Just like the world is ours ours ou ou ou ours
Fang: We're tearin it apart part pa pa pa part
Iggy: You know we're superstars
All: We R Who We R
Max: We're dancing like we're dumb dumb du du du dumb
Fang: Our bodies goin numb numb nu nu nu numb
Iggy: We'll be forever young young you you you young
Max: You know we're superstars
All: We R Who We R! OW!
Everyone clapped and the little trio was gasping for breath and I was still clueless on why they did that. The only one who wasn't clapping was Mom. '' What in the 5th layer of hell was that?'' she yelled.
'' Personally, I don't know why we did it,'' said Fang. '' Me neither'' agreed Max and Iggy. '' Just don't do it again,'' Mom scolded. '' No Guarentees!,'' they all said. '' THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME THOUGH! ENCORE! PROVO! YOU SHOULD SING ANOTHER SO- MMMPH! Iggy walked over a covered Nudges mouth, with perfect aim I might add. I wonder how. The all of a sudden, again, Ke$ha music came on. This time, though, it was Tik Tok.
Max: Wake up in the morning feelin like p-diddy….
Here we go again
AN: How'd I do? Huh? HUH? TELLL MEEEEE! Sorry. I'm a major spaz. I hoped you liked it.
