AlbanNeji-Hello all here is a new story a side to the Yu Yu hakusho and Naruto rewritten stories wich i have written while ive had writers block on the Yu Yu hakusho rewritten i hope you all enjoy and review.
Disclaimer I do not own the Batman saga or the Harry Potter Saga
Prologue- Harry Potter, Jack J. Quinn/Quinzel son of Joker and Harley Quinn/ Dr Harleen Quinzel (Age 8)
Here he was in his little room, the cupboard under the stairs his Uncle Vermon had thrown him in his room for something he didn't do or could not explain. He made one of Dudley's old toys move without him touching the toy. That's how Dudley found him and yelled to his father on what the 'Freak' was doing. Vermon on seeing what Harry was doing was enraged and grabbed him by Dudley's old worn out clothing he was wearing and dragged him to his room.
"No food for a week freak!" He yelled as he locked him in the little tiny room. So here he laid staring at the cobwebs lining his room glasses broken and eyes starting to tear up.
'I wish I could be anywhere but here! I want a family! I don't want to be here for the rest of my life! I don't want to be Dudley's punching bag or Uncle Vermon's and Aunt Petunia's object of their frustrations!' Harry thought crying then he felt the sensation of being sucked from the ground the wind blowing around him as he suddenly felt the hard ground of cement. He looked around himself it was dark old ware house toys littered around the place. He cried harder as he looked around more he found nobody and all he found was two hyenas, some build bedrooms and some chemicals in what seemed to be in a make shifted lab. Harry sniffed trying to calm down as he walked back to where he found the hyenas. The hyenas stared at him wearily the boy was in their Masters territory. They sniffed his hand as he held it out. The hyenas stared at one another communicating as to decide on what to do with the cub that was there. They made an official decision as they let Harry pet them as he calmed down and fell asleep next to the hyenas.
Harry heard two voices talking to one another he identified them as a woman and a man he stayed still. He felt that he was still next to the hyenas, though he still shivered in fright.
"Please can we keep him Mister J! Please" he heard the woman pleading.
"I don't know Har." The man replied as he felt both their eyes staring at him. He heard a whimper and suddenly he heard the man sigh. "Fine you can keep him."
"Yay!" he heard the woman yell in excitement as he felt the woman come near him and suddenly pick him up and pulled him away from the hyenas. "Waky waky I know you're not sleeping." Harry opened his eyes and stared at the woman and man who stood behind the woman. His green eyes met blue and equally green eyes. Harry noticed both were dressed in clown outfits.
"So kiddo what's your name?" Harry heard the clown like man ask. Harry's whole body shook nervously as he tried to get out of the woman's arms.
"Hey we aren't going to hurt you hun." Harry went limp as he stared at both adults cautiously.
"So name kiddo?"
"M-y name is freak, boy or Harry Potter. At least I think it is that is what the teachers call me and my aunt, uncle and cousin." Harry replied looking at the floor with interest. He missed the look of furry that crossed both adults' faces.
"Ah that won't do!" the man said startling Harry. This made him look up and stare at the man. "Harley, why don't we rename him."
"K, hmm… let's see how about Jack!" Harley yelled out as she pointed to Harry.
"Jack?" Both man and Harry stared at Harley in confusement.
"Well it does go with our little theme doesn't it?"
"But isn't there someone already named Jack 'out there'" The man said making Harley think back a bit on who was Mister J Talking about.
"Oh! But come on Mr. J it fits him better though."
"Well it kind of does doesn't it though I would have thought Joker Jr a better choice." Harry stared as both adults bickered about his new name.
"Um… excuse me but can I know your names?"
"Harley Quinn!"
"Joker. Now about your name I think Joker Jr fits better."
"But Jack fits better."
"Can't I be a combination of your names and with Jack in it too? Like Jack Joker Jr Quinn?" Harry said hesently as he looked away and fiddled with his hands.
"You got a point kiddo it does have a nice ring to it."
"I think we should shorten it."
"Jack Joker Quinn! That's it Jack J Quinn!" Joker said laughing as he pointed at the new named Harry now Jack J. Quinn. "It's perfect! You'll still have Joker Jr in your name too!"
"I think it's perfect too! So Jack how did you end up in here and what do you mean about being called boy and freak?" Harley asked as Jack explained a bit as to why he was called a freak but not enough to Harley and the Joker to satisfy their curiosity.
"So kiddo how did you wind up here?" The Joker asked as he noticed that Jack tensed up a bit as he explained that he just wished he was far away. Away from his Aunt, Uncle and Cousin his eyes were closed and that when he felt like something pulling him he opened his eyes and found himself here.
"Magic that could explain it we'll have to talk to Koenma when we go to the tournament in month." Harley told Joker who nodded.
"Um what's that?" Jack pointed to a bat like signal outside the ware house.
"Dame we got to move to the other hideout 'bats' might find us here."
"Who is this Bats?" Jack asked as he helped Harley and Joker pack up some things and led both hyenas in the car.
"You don't know who Batman is? I thought everyone knew who Batman was!"
"Um..." Jack looked sheepishly away from the Joker and started to pet both Hyenas.
"Pudding he's has been sheltered his whole entire life." Harley said as she drove to another abounded building this one a lot more comfortable than the toy factory.
"Right…So kiddo Batman is a dark menacing figure that stops people like little old me from accomplishing my goals in life. He shows up in the night beats up people and gets them arrested and get thrown into Arkham! Though I can get out of there whenever I want." Joker said laughing a bit as he and Harley with Jack helping were putting some things inside the new hideout.
"So this Batman is … a bad guy?" Jack tried to comprehend as he looked around the new hideout.
"Yup to us he is" Harley replied.
For the next few weeks Jack was shown around the factory and reintroduced to Bud and Lou. Now Jack sat in a chair as staring at how the Joker was busy mumbling to himself and writing something on a piece of paper, Harley on the other hand was in their makeshift kitchen making some sandwiches since she could not cook anything else.
"So what are you working on?" Jack asked curiously to the Joker who was busy writing up some plans on the kitchen table.
The Joker looked up from what he was writing to Jack who stared at his plan.
"I'm writing up a plan so I can destroy the Batman!" Joker said excitedly as he explained why he wanted the batman dead Jack stared at the joker in amazement trying to comprehend everything he was being told. Jack helping the Joker as much as he could as Joker ruffled his hair for a good idea he flinched as bit as he did not notice that Joker's face turned into a scowl as he noticed that Jack flinched form his touch.
He ignored it a bit as Harley walked toward them with sandwiches as he noticed that as he and Harley ate Jack held his sandwich protectively like as if he did not eat it fast enough it would be taken away from him. He frowned a bit as he stared at Harley who had an annoyed look on her face though it seemed that it was not directed at Jack.
"So Jack you never did tell us were you were from?" Harley asked as she stared at the little boy in front of her who took small bites from his sandwich.
"I live with my Aunt, Uncle and their son."
"What about your parents?"
"Aunt Petunia said they died in a car crash… she said my dad was a drunk and mom a scarlet woman." Jack said his voice soft as he nervously took small bites from his sandwich as he looked at the ground.
Harley had a look of fury on her face as she glared at the air around her as she caught mister J's eyes as they seemed to be communicating with one another.
"So honey what else did they tell you? Why is it that they called you a freak?"
"Oh…Um…that I was a good for noting freak… I guess cause I'm not normal…" he sniffed as he held his tears. He really wanted to cry what if they hated him too? Just like Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vermon…
"Its okay sweetie we won't hurt you." Harley cooed as she pulled Jack into her lap as he tensed his eyes wide with fear as he sat still in Harley's lap.
"I…."
"It's okay kiddo it can't be that bad, you can trust us." The Joker said as he ruffled Jack's hair a bit as both noticed that Jack nodded shyly as he though a bit. They have been so nice to me… I guess they have the right to know. He bit his lip as he nodded to himself as he looked at both of them as he explained that strange things happen around him like this one time where Aunt Petunia cut all his hair off minus a bit of his bangs on the front. He cried that day as he was bald and looked like a freak show. He dreaded the next day to go to school but the next day came and he had a full head of hair which he was glad for. Or this one time when he made some of his Cousins toys move or make things flout.
"Yup definitely magic." They both said as this startled Jack a bit as he stared at both of them.
"Magic! Magic is not real tough." Jack said.
"Magic does exist its just hidden form the normal people. Besides ningens, humans, are not the only beings on this earth. There are Yoikai, demons, angels, ferry girls, dragons, shinigamy, and any other mythical creature you can think of." Harley explained to Jack as the Joker nodded when Jack looked at him for confirmation his green eyes wide with amazement.
"And you are in luck kiddo in a month we will be going to Japan with a friend of ours to watch a tournament with demons."
"Really!"
"Sure thing Honey now I think it's time for you to go to bed." Harley said as she carried Jack toward were Bud and Lou were resting. She laid him near them as both curled around Jack as he yawned and said good night.
"You know Harl I think this is a start of a wonderful beginning."
"I think so too…"
END
To be continued in Interlude I- Grimmjow and Ulquiorra (Grimmy-Chan and Batty-Chan) Age 9
Preview…
"Mom do I have to!" Whined the nine year old black haired child that pouted in front of an attractive blond bomb shell. Her long blond hair in pigtails making her look innocent and getting unwanted attraction from the males with wondering eyes around the vicinity the child's emerald eyes glaring at the men as he grabbed on his mother's hand as they walked toward their destination.
"Now now sweetie don't you wanna stay with Urahara-sensei besides if you don't want to I can ask Urahara if I can get someone to stay with you in an apartment nearby." She explained as they almost neared their destination.
"But I wanna go with you and dad! I heard batsy got himself a sidekick."
"Now Jack how about you talk about it with daddy later. You know the only reason I'm leaving you here is because bats is getting suspicious as to why Mr. J and I are not in Arkham at the same time. Just promise me that you won't get hurt while you are here like last time please."
Jack pouted a bit as he glared around him as he notice that his mother squeezed his hand in comfort.
"Besides don't you wanna see Grimmy and Baty." She said smiling at her son who looked adorable to her as his eyes widened in happiness.
End of preview…
