Hey, hey! It's me Hoshi and this is the Tokyo mew mew show! Today we will have pie, Kish, and tart! Ha, ha, ha! (Evil laugh)

Me: ok wile tart was "sleeping" we stole his kidney! Let's see how long it takes him to notice but for now let's give the aliens a present! Ok come out!

(Kish, pie, and tart come out)

Me: we have a present for you!

(I hand Kish a present)

Kish: what is it?

Me: open it stupid!

(Kish sets it down and unwraps it)

(It's a bird cadge with a parrot in it)

Kish: what is this for?

Bird: go to hell squawk!

Pie: stupid bird

Me: I taught the bird to say got to hell so please . . . go to hell

Bird: go to hell squawk!

Kish: shut up you!

Bird: go to hell!

Kish: you go to hell!

Me: ha, ha, ha, ha!

Tart: oh my god!

(Tart falls over and is knocked unconscious)

(At hospital)

Me: tart what happened?

Tart: they said my kidney was missing where the fuck is it?

Me: eBay

Tart: what!?

Me: you want it back give me 50$

Tart: I'm not going to do that it's my kidney give it back!

Me:50$

(Back at studio)

Amanda: so did you like my dare?

Kish: what dare?

(Masya walks in)

Amanda: oooooh, you didn't do it yet

(Then she leaves)

(Masya turns to Kish who is still sitting on the ground)

Masya: hi baby!

Kish: . . .

(Then masya starts doing a lap dance in front of Kish)

Kish: . . .

(Kish is all freaked out)

Kish: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

(Kish runs away and masya follows him)

Amanda: ha, ha, ha, ha! Well bye peoples!