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" Hey Urahara!" Ichigo stepped into the shop with his version of a greeting and went to the back to find the man snoozing against the sliding door for the backyard. The teen frowned at the man's laziness but didn't comment instead, went into the secret room that contained what he needed. Mod Soul Candy.

He looked through the drawers and finally found them and grabbed a small bag to reload it for whenever he couldn't find Kon. Ichigo began to take off until he noticed a strange item resting on the table that sat in the middle of the room. With a bit of curiosity, the teen traced his steps and picked up an orb that had a gassy sky blue color. The inside swirled with white clouds, almost hypnotizing the red-head but suddenly, Ichigo felt his mind somehow muddling up and he dropped to the floor on his knees.

His head... Felt like it going to explode... What the hell is this!?

And suddenly his vision was filled with darkness...

...

Urahara walked into the room with yawn from his satisfying nap. He wondered where those kids ran off to but oh well. At least he got a little bit of his peace. The man blinked when he found Ichigo lying on the floor with HIS orb in his hand.

" Oh dear I see he found it. My Harem Orb." He picked up the teen along with the crystal ball and sighed.

" This is not going to end well."

...

Ichigo groaned as he squinted his eyes from the sharp brightness that stung his eyes like hell. He could hear muffled voices in the background but couldn't quite tell who sounded like what. With another try, he opened his eyes lightly and his visioned welcomed the blurriness and felt his head throb painfully.

" ..."

" ..."

Wait, what are they saying? Is he in some freaky alien planet because he swore this isn't the language he speaks.

" He..."

" ... I..."

He blinked continuously until finally his vision was slightly clearer. He groaned again at the headache and heard foot movement. His eyes were suddenly looking up at sparkly turquoise ones. Huh. Who could possibly have eyes like tha-. He blinked again until finally he found someone staring at him with wide eyes.

" Oi captain is he awake yet?" A deep voice came.

" Slightly." A girly voice close to Ichigo said. The teen sat up abruptly, startling both people and began staring at the two with wide eyes.

Ichigo looked at the short one first. She looked exactly like the Toushiro he knew. White hair, green eyes, chibi-like face. Except THIS one is had a very feminine face that feigned innocence and a thicker set of eyelashes. And those eyes made him want to punch a bunny.

He turned his head quickly towards a man with the same color hair as him. The man was good-looking, had orange, wavy neck length hair. His eyes are silver and narrowed with a look of surprise. This made Ichigo come to conclusion...

Their genders are switched. At least he thought they had. And even worse, the girl Toushiro was even a little cute, despite his slight dislike with the male one.

" Ano... Are you okay?" He looked back at the other and nodded, unable to speak as he was currently looking down at her chest.

" Hey captain, should we report this to the head-captain? I'm not very familiar with this one."

" I don't think I've seen someone like him either. Maybe he is from the academy."

Ichigo came to his senses and sat up completely.

" A-Are you Toushiro?" He had to make sure.

The other looked at him with surprise. How did this man know her name? Have they met somewhere?

" Well... Its Toushira but who are you?"

" You don't... Know me? I'm Ichigo! Ichigo Kurosaki? You always made me correct your name and stuff!"

" Um... I don't think so..."

Ichigo gaped but turned towards the man. She Er... HE ought to know!

" Aren't you Rangiku! Don't you remember me!?"

The man gave an amused look. Just who is this guy?

" Close but no. My name is Rangiko Matsumoto." Ichigo immediately gave up. These two don't know him. Maybe even the whole soul society... His eyes widened. Soul Society! If these two are like this then that means...

Renji, Rukia, Kenpachi...

He stood quickly and made a move to dash out when his arm was suddenly held by the girl Toushiro. His face gave a slight tinge of red when the girl hugged his arm with a worried look. If those two mounds don't stop squishing him...

" W-wait shouldn't we take you to the healing room?"

" I'm fine. Really-" He suddenly almost freaked when the girl's eyes watered.

So what, their genders AND their personalities switch as well!?

" B-but...I-I was just trying to help..."

Ichigo was about to assure her and just go along until he heard a deep menacing voice.

" You do realize that I don't tolerate those who make my captain cry."

Ichigo gulped and pulled away from the girl to turn at the both of them.

" N-now wait a minute! I'm not trying to make anyone cry! I said I was fine! Not like I'm bleeding anyways."

" It's fine Matsumoto. He was just passed out behind the door anyways." The man sighed and hugged his captain from behind.

" I know but I can't stand to see you like that. Rest assured that I'll make always be there for you." The girl yelped when two hands cupped her chest.

" M-Matsumoto!"

" Aww captain you are no fun."

Ichigo sweated at the perverted scene before him and almost jumped when the door opened from behind him.

" Paperwork for- oh boy this again." Ichigo turned his head at the red-head who had spiky long hair in a ponytail and strong woman like face with a bit of annoyance in those dotted eyes. His eyes looked up. Wait a minute, he's seen those ridiculous tattoos somewhere...

" Matsumoto-San. Get a grip already. She isn't going to sleep with you."

" Aw fine. But what about you?"

The woman scowled and went to place the documents on the desk. " As if. Oh. Who's the new kid?" Ichigo blinked at the question.

" Um. I'm Ichigo Kurosaki, Renji." The three stared at him dumbfounded before the red-head gave a deadly look and barely pulled out her sword, causing Rangiko to give an amused look and Toushira to give a worried look behind her hands.

" What the hell? How do you know my name kid?" Ichigo gulped and slowly took a step back. Oh great trouble.

" Now hold it! Just hear me out all of you! I came from MY world where you guys are male, and Rangiku is female! I'm serious!" He added when Rangiko gave a snort.

Toushira blinked. A male her? Is he positive he is okay?

" Um... Are you sure you don't need to get a check up?" The teen groaned. Even if he got to see everyone as their opposite sex, how is he gonna get back to his time anyways? Damn Urahara and his damned suspicious things.

" Look if you don't believe, I'll get going then." A sword blocked his way and he looked at the owner to see Rangiko glaring at him.

" Delusional or not, we still have to report this to the head-captain-hey!" The man yelled when Ichigo ducked under the blade and made a run for it out the division and down the hall.

" I'm calling for backup. Renji, get Rukio and your captain on him. I can tell he is going to be a slippery one."

" Yes sir!" Once the woman left, Rangiko's stern gaze soon turned into a light-hearted one as he turned to face his captain.

" Captain, if you be a good girl and stay here, I'll reward you with a nice and big, juicy Watermelon."

" Yay!"

...

" Hey Urahara-San? We're here!" Matsumoto yelled enthusiastically as she and her captain walked to the room. After hearing about the secret mission, she decided to bring her oblivious captain along. An alternate world where everyone's gender is switched!? Oh hell yeah!

" Good good." The man brought his Harem Ball and directed the two to place hand on the orb.

" Alright just to recap. I need you two to help me get Ichigo out of there. All you have to do to get out is go to the ' other ' me and use the same thing to back. I trust you two to keep this a secret between the three of us."

Matsumoto saluted with her free hand.

" Can do!"

Hitsugaya was still wondering what this other world is. Actually, he could careless at what happened to Kurosaki. He sighed when he felt a weird sensation going through his head.

This had better be worth it.

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