"What is up mah mothafuckin' niggas?" Yato asked as the episode started. "To be honest I don't care I just wanna laugh at the n00bs who talk to they puters all day cause dey be obese virgins!"

Katdoshitty rose up from under the table with cum all over his face, "Um, we can't say 'niggas' on television my love."

"My love?" Nepeta rose up and shouted.

"I understand that some guys like to experiment sexually with other dudes," Vriska began. "8ut when my 8oyfriend starts getting really fuuuuuuuucking gay with an asshole god no one know a8out, it's time for an old fashioned Serket ass kicking!"

"I let you fuck me in t)(e ass and now your fucking t)(is dude's ass? Glub glub glub glub?" Feferi asked.

"Yes." Katdoshitty responded "I officially brake up with all three of you."

"T)(ATS IT W-E AR-E KICKING YOUR ASS YATO! Glu8 glu8 glu8!" All three hoochie mama horny bitch tit girls said in unison. Which you should be able to tell because I combined Vriska and Feferi's typing quirks using a shitty application my friend told me to download off of a forum for dope smoking Homestuck fans. I would have also used Nepeta's but she is too much of a dipshit to make a cat pun that applied to that sentence.

At that moment the hookers jumped on stage brandishing dildos ready to bludgeon Yato first, and then Katdoshitty with the five dollar footlong schlong, and then fuck themselves with the slutty blood covered tools for good measure.

Suddenly as they lunged forward Nicolas Cage walked on stage flaunting his boner... I mean gun! "GET A LOAD OF MY CUM! I MEAN BEE BAZOOKA!"

Bees got shot forward at light speed as the girls. "OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!" Nepeta yelled as I went onto IMDb and copy-pasted a shitty quote from a shitty movie between her quotation marks.

Suddenly the Black Eyed Peas teleported onto the stage and began to sing Imma Be to the tune of the whore's screaming.

"HAHAHAH!" Yato and Katdoshitty laughed.

Yato looked again towards the audience. "That be our first product the Bee Bazooka! Take it from me da big boss God of war, it good shit!"

"You're THE God of war, I think not!" Ares said as he jumped onto stage. "I will send you back to the Underworld you mortal filth!" he then ripped out both Katdoshitty and Yato's hearts at the same time.

And that my friend is how Spoopyghostymun was born.

"BOOO!" The ghosty mun said, "Next time we will be alive again so hold your dick/tits steady and have your credit cards ready!"