Just for fun. My very first story yay ;P

"I can't believe im doin' this", "You promised Alu now don't mess this up NOW DO IT, ITS MY BIRTHDAY". "Do I have to wear this stupid freaking banana suit and hold two maracas" ,I start the water works "Master do it she's crying" . " WHHAAAAAHHH YYOOOOOUUU PROMISED MEEE WHAAAHH". " Fine ill do just stop crying ILL DO IT FOR YOU". *whispering* "Seras get the camera where sending this to everybody even Iscariot" , "Gotcha". "What are ya waitin for Alu" *Sighs* " ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME NOW WAYYY AT WAAY AT WAYYY AT WAYYY AT NOW DEY GO DEY GO DEY GO DEY GO NOW DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT. *Laughing to hard to breath with Seras*. "I fucking hate you guys" *storms out*.

Next Day At Iscariot Section XIII

*Laughing* "WTF the monster is a freaking dancin banana aye tha' just doesn' even look bad on him" , Maxwell walks in starts to ROTFL with Anderson.

Later

"Alucard im sorry please don't hurt me im your little princess remember" , " You fucking taped me and sent it to everybody you know im going to make you pay for what you did my little princess" ,*SCREAMS*

Three Days Later

"Sir Alucard have you seen Aldara" , "No" . "Are you sure Miss Victoria said that you were the last person to see her" , "No". *Inside Alucard's Tummy* "Whats up Schro im on punishment again" , "Wait arent vou hiz girlvriend" , *blushes* "No he 'accidently' imprinted on me he said something like that I don't really remember" , " How did vou two meet up" "That is a story for another day" "Whateva"

Hoped you like it srry ladies he did it to me I didn't ask for him to do it was an 'accident'