Dissy the Disclaimer says: Chibi doesn't own Naruto! Kthnxplz
A/N: non-serious, one shot, crack-fic comin' up!
It was a normal night in Konaha; everyone was enjoying the last bit of sunshine before nightfall and slight breeze they were getting.
Ha…ha…ha…huff Must get to ramen store…
Then again, Naruto wasn't exactly part of everyone. He ran the streets, trying desperately to reach his destination before closing time. The ramen store was far away from Naruto's home and it took at least thirty minutes to get there from his house. Too bad he didn't have thirty minutes. He checked his watch.
8:35 pm
"Crap! Only twenty-five minutes left!" he thought to himself. Being in a rush and not watching where he was going, Naruto slammed right into Sakura, who was exiting the club just as it was getting a little crazy.
"Watch where you're going you idiot! Next time you bump into me, I swear I'll knock your head off!" The pink haired girl screamed at him.
"Yeahsurewhateversorry!" Naruto blurted out, taking off once again.
8:40 pm
Twenty minutes!
The blue haired boy ran the streets, shooting past anyone in his way. Naruto was making pretty good time so far; after that incident with Sakura, he was even half watching where he was going!
Wait…
What's that?
That in the road!
Right there!
"OH NOES, A PEBBLE!" Naruto cried.
GaaaaaAAAAAaahhh!
It was too late, Naruto had tripped…
On a pebble.
"What kind of crap is this!" He said after falling almost face-first into the dirt.
"Oh, that's dog crap, I'm so sorry!" said a young girl who was walking her dog.
"D-…d-dog crap? DOG CRAP! I don't have time for this!" Naruto yelled as we wiped himself off, smearing it onto his hands.
8:50 pm
At this time, Naruto sped up the pace though he was thoroughly exhausted, he continued on for the reward that awaited him. The fresh smell of ramen noodles wafting through the air… Naruto sighed at the thought of it.
C-c-C-c-c-RACK…Splatter splatter…
"No… NO! Please, no! Not rain, please! WHY!" a tired, weary Naruto whined. He could SEE the ramen shop, It was right there.
"A little further… please..." He begged his legs to move; instead, they gave out.
8:58 pm
"Nooooo… I've only got one last choice! I've got to crawl!"
Naruto gathered the last of his strength and crawled
8:59 pm
And crawled…
8:59:30 pm
And crawled…
8:59:45 pm
He made it!
The manager was standing at the front door.
"Yes, I made it… Excuse me mister, I'd like a super-sized beef ramen to go. Make it quick, I know your-"
The manager cracked up laughing and slapping his thighs. (Which was somewhat disturbing for a grown man to do.)
"You think… that I am gonna give YOU some ramen? You gotta be outta your little mind! I closed over an hour ago, kid and even if we were open, I wouldn't serve you!"
"What! Why!" Naruto screamed.
"One, your covered in dog go, two… It's been a long day, and three… I just don't like ya! You come here everyday and stuff your face! I appreciate ya business but ya make a mess everywhere. You're worse than that Choji kid!" the manager explained.
Naruto had nothing more to say. He couldn't stand the thought of walking all the way back home.
In the rain.
In his wet, muddy clothes.
With dog crap caked on him.
So he slept right there.
Chibi: xD I wrote this because I was high off of Pepsi! It's a crack fan fic, don't take it seriously.
Seriously.
