Contestants

Sky (The Wild Chick)- An aspiring jungle queen raised in the wilderness, Sky is definitely in touch with her feral personality and thinks of herself as a wild animal. Due to her uncultivated background, Sky is so athletically talented that she can jump from tree to tree without much difficulty, single-handedly destroy an army of robots, and swipe a crystal without her teammates noticing. She is also an expert survivalist and can make the oddest scraps useful, adeptly hunt for food, find water in unlikely places and make shelter at a moment's notice. She may be fun-loving and easy to get along, but she is hard-to-handle and extremely rebellious, not letting others tame her passive-aggressive nature and does not take rejection very well, rejecting reality if it does not suit her to the point where she slips into insanity, seen by her unrequited infatuation for Dave despite already having a boyfriend back home.

Audition: (happy) Hi! I'm Sky! You probably know me as a (excited) WILD JUNGLE QUEEN, BABY! YEEEAAAHHHH! Oh yeah, I was raised in the wild by those two humans wearing those light green shirts and dark green shorts so I guess you can say I'm part-tiger, part-lion, part-bear, part-snake, and part-wolf! (laughs) I'm basically a wild animal! And when I win, I'm going to usurp the island as my very own PERSONAL THRONE! But if I do get picked on this show, (love struck) I'll really miss my boyfriend, Keith. (sighs dreamingly) I'm gonna think about him every day when I'm on the show. (blows kiss) Love you!


Dave (The Neat Freak)- Very orderly, civilized, and uptight, Dave has an intense fear of germs and is disdainful of any form of mess as well as having very low tolerance of people with little to no manners. He is also a logical thinker, but finds himself having to deal with his teammates' antics, especially Sky's. However, he starts a romantic relationship with Ella and generally means well to other people's feelings, with the exception of Sky's fantasizing romance with him where he persistently declines a relationship to the point of harshly rejecting her, becoming even further disgusted when he learns that she forgotten about her boyfriend back home, unknowingly cheating on him with her insane infatuation for Dave.

Audition: (sitting at deluxe dining table) (polite) Hi, I'm Dave and- (notices something on camera) (disgusted) EEEEWWW! A speck of dirt on the lens?! UGH! Disgusting! (sprays and wipes lens) (annoyed) Okay, start over! (clears throat) (polite) Hi, I'm Dave and I like to be on your "Total Island thing show". The drama one, "Total Drama!" That's what it's called! (worried) I really should've written down what I wanted to say, but the only pen I could find was all chewed up! And not by me! Kind of grossed out thinking about that. (puts on sanitizer) (polite) Anyways, as a competitor, I'd be polite, appropriately mannered towards people. Civilized to new friends, know what I mean? Keep them at their best. Yep, I'm gonna play this okay.


Sugar (The British Pageantry Slob)- A British girl who is determined to be crowned queen of the pageant, believing the show to be one. Sugar is used to the life of competition and beauty, and has exhibited impressive game strategies despite her lack of brainpower and difficulty of distinguishing fact from fiction. Being gluttonous, she will not even hesitate to eat a tarantula and constantly believes to deserve to have anything she wants and willing to play dirty to get it, becoming stubbornly spoiled and ruthless if she doesn't. Due to the pageant life, Sugar seems to be suspicious of others, as she wouldn't recognize true kindness and is willing to tell lies to manipulate others.

Audition: (standing in cottage yard) (British accent) I'm an obvious choice because I've been on T.V before. You probably recognize me from the Darwin Food Safari Restaurant Commercials. (laughs) Oh yeah, I'm a pro! (cut to restaurant) (wearing cow costume) (sings) Hungry for tasty snack. Zebra, tiger, dolphin, yak. Come inside, please join me. At Darwin's Food Safari! (stops singing) Now with Gouda, now on your plate! I mean, a face on your plate! I mean, a plate for your face! Whoa! (falls down) Damn! (farts)


Ella (The Singsong Princess)- A songbird with a personality just as angelic as her singing voice. Ella is highly enthusiastic and expresses her emotions through music and dance. Her songs have the ability to tame even the most ferocious animals on the island. They love her for it and she feels the same way for them. Being a huge fan of Total Drama World Tour, she sings throughout the season, oblivious to the annoyance of other contestants, though most of them hold nothing against her as a person. Despite nearly constantly in a great mood and open to doing whatever it takes to cheer somebody up, she finally unleashes a violent side when she is pushed around to no end throughout the next season.

Audition: (in apartment room) (happy) My name is Ella. I was a huge fan of Total Drama World Tour. I memorized all the songs from that season and performed them at the local mall in a one person flash mob! And then the nice security man told me I had a beautiful voice, and that I was banned from the mall. (sings) Please, pick meeee! (neighbor yells) (stops singing) My apartment walls are very thin. (calls out) (sings) Sorry, Mr. McGillis!


Jasmine (The Rodeo Cowgirl)- Raised in the harsh conditions of the Australian outback as a Southern American immigrant ranch worker, Jasmine is a professional cowgirl. Due to her experiences in the ranch, she is quick to take charge and is quite commandeering. However, she is very friendly and respectful to others, and makes up for her bossiness using her rodeo and bullfighting prowess to win her team the most challenges. After holding a grudge for a substantial amount of time against the lumberjack Rodney, she begins a relationship with him.

Audition: (Southern accent) Australia's home to eleven of the world's most deadliest creatures. Oh, and our toilets do not flush backwards. I think that's about all you need to know where I'm from, even if I'm a Southern American type immigrant. But I do love the rodeo here. Yee-haw! (cat jumps up on her shoulder) Oh, and this is my cat, Whiskers. (cat bites) OWW! (falls down, stands back up shrugging) She's pretty frightful.


Rodney (The Lumberjack Loverboy)- A lumberjack boy who is a hopeless romantic with a confusing attraction to girls, but can be very sweet, caring, and considerate of others. Unfortunately, his most useful quality is his large size as opposed to his brain, being strong enough to carry a person with one hand. To his credit, he has spent his entire life as a lumberjack believing in all supernatural activity and his fear is so intense that he will become nervous the very moment one seems to be around. As a result, he is monogamously conflicted over his feelings for multiple girls and this costs him his relationship with Jasmine, the only girl that has actual feelings for him. Realizing his mistake, he overcomes his pursuits to other girls and puts his paranoia aside to make multiple attempts to apologize, finally succeeding when he saves her from being tagged by the nauseated contestants, and she solidifies it with a kiss, becoming his first official girlfriend.

Audition: (standing in shed) Hi, Rodney here. I just wanted to say that if you pick me, I'll be leaving behind my special lady, Debbie. We haven't actually spoken yet, but the second we do, I know it's going to be love. Same goes for Rachel, Alicia, Tammy... (cut to another scene) Christine, Becky, Mary Lou, Mary Jane... (cut to another scene) and there's that girl from the store. I think it was a girl. It could've been a mannequin. But one thing's for sure, it's true love! (cut to end scene) You're probably worried that I'll meet some new gal on the island but (chuckles) what are chances of that happening?


Shawn (The Hipster)- An unconventional hipster, Shawn believes everything outside the social mainstream is boring and uninteresting, and tends to be unmotivated and lazy. As a result, he is not the greatest asset in challenges and would abandon his team out of boredom. True to his subculture, he is only into independent music labels and substantial knowledge, wears vintage clothes, and ignorant of others' opinions about him. However, the only known thing outside of his hipster character is his intense fear of zombies, a fact that embarrasses him greatly.

Audition: (sitting at coffee shop table reading book) (turns to camera) (sarcastically) Oh, I'm sorry, are you recording this in such a boring time? (cameraman about to say something) Don't care about what you're gonna say, it's just like how everything's super lame and soooo overrated. Just like this audition tape for Total Drama where I intend to tell you all how after four seasons of dangerous stuff happening there, it's really gone out of being the same old thing. In my world, I'm all about being nothing special, and if you are, you're out of your mind. (closes book) Feel free to join me as if I care, it's just money you're risking for and all. (stands up and walks away)


Leonard (The Role-Playing Wizard)- A live-action role-playing geek, Leonard believes he is a real wizard and has magic powers. He is very passionate about his wizardry and persists on his "spells" no matter how ineffective they seem. Despite being extremely useless, Leonard is surprisingly charismatic and takes the leadership role of his team, though his mind is never in the right place at appropriate times.

Audition: What would make me a good contestant? Well, I battle armies of vampires and demons, the darkest mountains of Ravenscroft, and I defeated them all with my- (cellphone rings) (talking on phone) Hello? Oh! Hey, Timmy. Nah, I can't, making a video. Ah, it's just someone stole my unicycle. Yes, I'm vewy sewious! What?! But it's raining. (chuckles) Nooo, I'm not made of paperrrr. But my cape is.


Beardo (The Human Soundboard)- Quite skilled at sound production, Beardo is a sound-effects master. While friendly and shy, he prefers to focus more on making noises than contributing in challenges until he becomes comfortable around someone. Although he is usually silent like B, he speaks much more.

Audition: (beatboxing) Hello…my name is Bee-air-do. I. Am pretty shy. And until I warm up to you. People I tend to. Just make noises and be generally bothersome. I hope that if I am selected, my. Team can see past that and give me a chance to show them. What a great guy. I. Truly am. Thank you.


Amy (The Bad Twin)- The main antagonist of Total Drama: Pahkitew Island, Amy is snarky, aggressive, impatient, and will take advantage of anyone if she finds the opportunity. She considers herself to be far more superior over everyone else, including her own twin sister, Samey. Despite being the strategist of her team and more willing to help them win in her favor, Amy frequently takes credit for their own plans and other accomplishments and constantly clashes with Jasmine for the leadership role. She also refuses to take responsibility over her own failures, placing the blame on someone else whenever something goes amiss and viewing them inferior. Eventually, she is forced to fend for herself after Jasmine turns everyone against her, but succeeds in not only getting Samey cheated out in the place of herself but also fooling everyone to believe she is her twin. She has even gone as far as threatening to kill the other contestants just for the million dollars.

Audition: (smirking) I just saw Samey's pathetic audition tape for Total Drama, so I've decided to submit my own. Because oh my gag, who would pick her or anyone else over me?! I was born first, and Samey has been coming in last ever since, just like everybody else! My bags are already packed, just send the limo.


Samey (The Good Twin)- The sweet, friendly and bubbly twin sister of Amy, Samey easily gets along with everyone unlike her twin. She is completely oblivious to her sister's cruel treatment towards people, and signed up for Total Drama to grow closer to her, but later faces difficulty when Amy becomes much more wicked as the season progresses. Charismatic to a fault, Samey is a natural team player and strives to see the best in people and can be encouraging and will give advice to those who require it. A true white knight who plays by the book with a strong sense of good sportsmanship to match, she is considered to be her sister's foil and is firmly against anyone exhibiting foul play and does not tolerate cheaters, especially when Amy cheats her out to save herself from elimination. As a result, she even goes to the point of swimming back to the island to expose Amy for her deception. However, in the finale, she had reconciled with Amy and the two work together to deliver payback for the finalists' cheating, though only Samey feels concerned for their safety.

Audition: (sitting on bed) (happy) Hi! I'm Sammy, not Samey. (shrugs) Well, at least that's how my parents pronounced it, so I guess everybody pretty much calls me Samey. I mean, guess it spells in my name, right? (chuckles) Anyway, me and my sister Amy, we get along pretty well, I think. And I'm really confident, cause of my sister and- (Amy: SAMEY! GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!) (nervous) Uhh, gotta go! (chuckles) (excited) Pick meeee!


Scarlett (The Bookworm Assistant)- A highly intelligent individual, with a shy yet enigmatic behavior. When she does speak, she tends to transcend into being very talkative and her extensive vocabulary has a habit of confusing her teammates, so she is usually required to simplify her suggestions. Although she has a polite exterior and a well-intentioned nature, Scarlett is also shown to be very crafty, and can easily manipulate other people with her superior brain power. After the merge, she goes as far to resort to cheating, despite playing fair most of the season. Though she is doing this as a desperate attempt to achieve her goal of becoming a great scholar, Scarlett however does feel guilty about it and considers calling off her cheating and split the money with the other contestants. Thanks to this, she is eventually able to put her friendships in front of her education at the end of the game.

Audition: (happy) Greetings. My parents named me Scarlett. A name derived from the English surname with the occupational meaning, referring to a person who sells cloth. Personally, I have higher expectations for myself. The one million dollar prize would ensure that I am able to attend any university at my choosing. And I should add that while the Total Drama series is "statistically popular", I believe it is directly responsible for the troubled behavior of today's youth. I thank the selection community for their time. (bows) That is all.


Max (The Not-So-Super Villain)- Obsessed with being the most diabolical mind Total Drama has ever seen, Max is constantly boasting about being the personification of the word "evil." In reality, however, he is a very incompetent, pathetic excuse of a villain, and usually causes more trouble for himself then he does for others. This lack of acknowledgment leads to him sabotaging his team during the second challenge, but it backfires onto himself as he becomes the first of his team to be eliminated.

Audition: I feel being a contestant on Total Drama would be a great step towards TAKING OVER THE WORLD! BUAHAHAHA! And also meeting people, (nervous) I don't get out much. But I should warn you, (dramatically) I am evil. I know right now you're probably saying, (mockingly) "We've got plenty of evil on our show." (dramatically) To that, I say NAY. You have never seen EVIL like me. I am beyond EVIL, we need a new word for the EVIL that I am. (worried) I've been working on that, but with my French horn lessons and babysitting, there's just no time.


Topher (The Uber-Chris Fan)- As a huge Chris McLean fan, Topher frequently goes out of his way to try to talk to Chris, which usually causes him to not be very much help for his team. Just like Chris, Topher can be quite arrogant and frequently admires himself. He joins the show not to only win the prize money, but to be exactly like Chris, even to the point of the suggestion of getting plastic surgery to look like him. He is very obsessive in this endeavor and frequently becoming disturbing even to Chris himself.

Audition: (adjusts camera) (leans back on chair) (proud) Topher here. A lot of people told me I feel like a Chris McLean. (sits up) In fact, he's my hero and (excited) I HOPE TO BE JUST LIKE HIM! And I just love the way he does his job. (on megaphone) HEY, HEY! MORNING CAMPERS, TIME TO EAT PAIN! (chuckles) (normal tone) I don't care about the money, I just wanted a chance to meet Chris in person to hear him say "WELCOME TO TOTAL, DRAMA-" (cat attacks Topher) AAAHHH! NO! BAD CHEF! AAGH!