Valentine and Victims
Disclaimer: I do NOT own The Law of Ueki!
Summary: Valentine was next week and the whole Team Ueki were headed for the lover's mountain, not to find romance in the first place, not finding it in the second place either. But who knows what lies after that?
Attention: Beware of bad languages, those below 12 must not read.
Genre: Adventure, Humor and Friendship
Author's Notes: This is my first time writing a fanfic so please give lots of comments. I need them to improve my writing. Anyway, enjoy this fanfic ^^
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Chapter One: Start
"Sano you damn-ass! What did you do to my beads!?"
"Hide them so you can't blast me with them :p"
"Thanks for the idea of your punishment when I find them!"
"Darn it, I made her lost her kindness again. Troublesome Gerard girl."
Suddenly, one of the windows of the Gerard residence broke off with a loud crash and out of it, a certain guy ( In his 16s, perhaps ) wearing a kimono jumped out – Followed by an 18 year old girl in pink pigtails.
"You cowardly bastard! Get back here!"
"If I do you'll hit me for sure. Anyway, I think a hit is normal since you've bombed me not a few times before…"
"Shut up and just come back here!"
"Man, Rinko, it's just 10 in the morning and you're so noisy already."
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Meanwhile, another strange group of people made up of two spiky-haired guys and a girl with short hair were gathered in the Ueki residence's kitchen.
"Ueki!! Where's the pepper and salt!?"
Before the Ueki could speak, the other guy with spiky yellow hair answered, "Here it is, Ai-chan!"
The girl with the short hair took the bottles of pepper and salt from his hands and said, "Thanks Hideyoshi."
"Ai? When is it going to be ready?" Ueki asked.
"Be real, Ueki. I told you this recipe needs more than an hour, and it's only been 20 minutes! You're such an impatient little boy." Ai Mori retorted.
"Hideyoshi, tell her it's been 50 minutes and not 20. And I'm not a little boy. Besides, she's more attentive when you talk instead of me." Kosuke Ueki yawned.
Soya Hideyoshi blushed a bit, but then looked at Ueki in disbelief. "Really? I thought she liked y-"
"As a friend." Ai interrupted. "Bring me the sauce!"
"Who?" Hideyoshi and Ueki asked at the same time.
"Any of you!!"
"Yes, mistress!"
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Seiichiro Sano ran across the street where the Ueki residence is in, with Rinko Gerard chasing him all along.
"Crap, she still didn't wanna let go of me?? Ah, Kosuke's house! Bet I can get some help there!"
Sano got a cloth ready and shouted, "The power to turn cloth into metal!" The cloth turned to a metal stick. He used it to smash one of the windows and ransacked into the house.
Rinko snickered. "That daredevil. Got himself cornered in the house. He thinks he can get help, huh? Well, I'll show him that help is useless!"
She jumped into the house, following Sano.
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"Someone ransacked into the house." Hideyoshi suddenly blurted out.
Both Ueki and Ai gave him the 'WHAT!?' look.
Hideyoshi, without a single word, pointed at the window of the living room. There stood an angry Rinko, pinning a half beaten Sano to the floor.
"I'm gonna kill you for hiding my beads, you damn-ass!" She thundered.
"Oh man, I'm so dead..!" Sano spoke to himself.
Rinko would have punched Sano in the face if her hands weren't held by Hideyoshi.
"You guys, cut it out! This is Ueki's house and not yours, so mind!"
"STAY OUT OF THIS, MONKEY-FACE!" Rinko screamed madly.
"Be careful, Hideyoshi. She lost her kindness for the second time already." Sano warned Hideyoshi calmly.
Suddenly, branches of trees tied Rinko up. Ueki did that voluntarily since Ai had to take care of the cooking and can't use her power to make Rinko fall in love with her glasses. Unfortunately, it turned out that Hideyoshi got tied up too.
"Hey, hey!! Ueki-kun! Why me too!?" Hideyoshi yelled.
Ueki scratched his head and said flatly, "Oops, I forgot about you."
"Darn in you damned Heavenly Being."
"What?"
"I mean… You annoying Heavenly Being." Hideyoshi corrected his words while thinking to himself, 'After all, annoying is better than damned, and I don't want him to beat me up with his Kurogane or Pick or even kill me with Ranma.'
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Ueki's Inner Thoughts
I can beat him up now with Kurogane or Pick or even kill him with Ranma, but I better don't because if I do, Rinko will be affected as well.
End of Inner Thoughts
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After Ueki calmed Rinko down and Hideyoshi patched up Sano's bruises, and Ueki's tree was discarded, everyone gathered at the kitchen. Rinko was really curious about what Ai was cooking.
"As usual," Ai smiled when Rinko asked her. "The octopus sashimi!" Right when she said that, everyone's mouth, except hers, felt watery at once.
"When and what is it for?" Rinko asked again. She imagined a grand party with Ai's octopus sashimi as the main dish. That would be great!
"It's for next week's Umino family reunion. I'm cooking for them, and I got paid a lot for it! I can use it to pay the gas, electric, water and telephone bills. Lately, they're increasing because of Ueki's bad habits." Ai answered lightly.
Ueki blushed a bit when Ai mentioned 'bad habits'. "Well, I do waste electricity and water, but the gas and telephone bills? It was you cooking too much and busy calling up restaurants for part-time jobs!"
"All right, you got me at that." Ai sighed. "Damn you Inumaru, why not help me!?" She whispered to herself.
"What did you just call Wanko?" Sano threatened her, recalling that Inumaru Wanko was his god candidate. Anyway, he's now god.
Ai shuddered a bit and replied softly, "N-nothing…" She didn't even realize that her voice was a little shaky.
Hideyoshi put on the 'I remember something!' look on his monkey-like face.
"Hey, speaking about days, what date is it going to be next week?" He asked.
Rinko grabbed the calendar, which was coincidentally near her, and replied, "February 14th. So what?"
"Don't you guys remember anything about it???" Hideyoshi sulked.
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To Be Continued
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Darn it, being new sure is hard. I have no more ideas for this story! By the way, in the 1st chapter, there will be no special scenes for Sano, and no romance scenes for the first 2 chapters. And don't look down on the length of this chapter, because the next one is gonna be twice longer! ^_^
PS: It's a promise for the readers!
