Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL! FT BELONGS TO HIRO MASHIMA

Warning: This fanfic is only for the sake of comedic effect. I don't plan on offending other people, so YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Note:This is not written by me. I repeat, this is not from me! This is my little brother's work. NOT ME!

One day, in the Fairy Tail Guild, when the guild came back from Elodas, Lissana (as you know) came back with them. After few days, Lissana discovered that Natsu and Lucy were dating.

Lissana's POV

"Uggg! Natsu is mine!" *Cries* "Why is Lucy that blondie is with MY Natsu? I got him first!"

Normal POV

Meanwhile, Natsu and Lucy were sitting next to each other, eating outside. Lucy was eating a normal plate of spaghetti, while Natsu was eating a bowl of spaghetti that was big as the whole Fairy Tail Guild itself. Sure the spaghetti part was normal, but Natsu's was on fire. Lissana put on a perfect innocent face on, and sneaked home.

Lissana's POV

I can't wait until I get home today! I will FINALLY make a machine that will make me the main character so I can make Natsu love me once again! MUHAHAHA! Nobody can destroy my love for Natsu!

-Time Skip The Next Day-

Normal POV

Lissana skipped to the guild, with the notepad and a pencil: she was going to write what Natsu and Lucy was doing. (Stalker~! lol) By the end of the day, Lissana wrote: NATSU AND LUCY ARE ALWAYS WITH EACH OTHER! THEY EVEN EAT TOGETHER! Hold on, why is Gray naked? EWWWW I see Elf-niichan holding out a boxer shorts. GROSS!

When Lissana went home, she was almost done with the machine. All she needed to do was press the BIG. RED. FREAKIN'. BUTTON. ! She pressed it. Then, (get ready to have the fourth wall shattered into gazillion pieces.) An army of Lissanas appeared out of the thin air! They all marched in their animal form, to FT Guild. All the Fairy Tail members realized that they should fight all the army of Lissana off, but they stood no chance. There were hundreds of Lissanas in dinosaur form, and they were crushing the guild members. After crushing all the gulid members (expat Natsu, who was not really angry) the army of Lissanas headed towards Lucy. At that moment, Cana used Fairy Glitter on all the Lissanas excluding one. "Oh crap" Lissana said under her breath, "I'm still a freaking' side character!" She looked at Natsu and Lucy, and saw them walking to Lucy's house. Lucy had offered her stove fire to him. Looking at that scene, Lisssana gave up. Oh well, no one can get between Natsu and Lucy after all.. NaLu accomplished!

The end! This is a one-shot! I repeat! well no I'm lazy.. Review maybe? This is my brother's work, so don't judge me, but him..K? Cool byeya!