Disclamer: i dont own twilight... but i do own a pack of FANCY ketchup that is all mine REPEAT al mine no matter what the people in my head say.
AN: Th8is story is on my Account on TWCS
Bpov
He's gone I thought as I pigged out on ice cream in the Cullen house. Ahhh Ben & jerry's I worship thee. I pulled my spoon out of the empty container and licked it clean. Then a…. spoon… comes flying around the corner and knocked my spoon out of my hand.
"Spoon attack!" A deep yet childish voice rang out from upstairs. Emmett. The he came flying down the stairs and posed in front of me spoon raised leg in the air… with a black ninja mask on. "Spoon attack!" came the voice again only this time in a fake Asian accent as Emmett wildly started beating my spoon with his.
I decided to play along and hit him in the head with my spoon. "Spoon Attack!" I cried as I jumped up on the table laughing at Emmett's shocked expression.
"oh that's how you want to play" he questioned mysteriously. I simply bobbed my head up and down a look of concentration on my face. "Then I only got one word for ya" he said adopting a southern accent "back-up" he whispered in my ear. All of a sudden three people jumped off the banister dressed in black ninja costumes. They circled us crying "hiya" and "hoooa".
"retards" I laughed and jumped off the table running towards the door for all I was worth. Then as I went to open it open own its own and hit me in the head. I fell back and the face of my angel obstructed my view of the ceiling.
"Are you ok bella" he said pulling me up
"yeah," I rasped out
" ok you had me worried there"
"I'm sorry Hun, but you want to know something?" I asked he simply nodded. I leaned in and whispered spoon attack in his ear and hit him in the head with the spoon still in my hand. He smiled evilly and then four figures dressed in black flanked him. OH SHIT.
Remember irriversable
