LBM
by Ravenous
Note: LOL. what do you think the title means? This will be a bit of poetry on
the typical school day of Yugi Mutoh- --until he knew there is something he ate
that later puts him into a REAL cranky mood :D And all he wants is to be
excused. No, Yami Yugi won't surface...damn o.o
7:25
The bell rang in the morning classes were about to start
And for some strange reason, I laid out a real big fart
Must have been the milk I had for breakfast the same day
Or probably the scrambled egg before I went away
The odor I emitted indicated my presence
Anyway I brushed it off, 'twas a natural occurrence
8:40
I was sitting on my desk; listening to my teacher
His mathematical equation was a real heart stopper
Then suddenly it came
The pain
My stomach was bursting
My interns were twisting
I raised my hand and asked to leave
But the teacher simply ignored my pleas
He said it was impolite to go to the john
While there was a lecture going on.
"If you've go to go, go during the break,"
"But while you're in my class you have to stay in place."
"Go to hell! I can't take the pain!"
"Just for that young man," he said, "You'll surely get detained."
"In this classroom you will have to remain."
"From now on until the subject that's just pass recess,"
"So get this message through your ignorant brain."
"Don't you ever insult me again!"
9:54
The teacher made me face the wall,
For sixty minutes all in all.
When he dismissed me, I felt enthralled
Till I heard the school bell shake the hall.
It's the ringing sound gave me the hint,
That recess was over and Chinese Literature was in.
11:22
The second teacher was also mean,
She couldn't understand the condition of my spleen
I frankly asked her if I could go
She bluntly gave me a big fat NO.
By this time, I got really ticked off.
Her putrid face, I began to scoff..
This she overheard and got real mad,
She threatened to call my granddad
She was going to suspend me or kick me out.
After I added her physique was too stout
Then I knelt, pleaded and begged
I settled for a three hour detainment instead
Once again I gave up my anticipated break
I don't know how much of this suffering I can take.
2:10
My body turned numb, I could hardly walk
I could barely breathe, I could hardly talk
The bathroom was a corridor away,
but the bell rang early that day.
By the time I got there, it was already too late.
Another eternity that I had to wait...
3:08
My agony is great
God, I hope my driver isn't late
This ravenous feeling that's eating my insides,
Is growing every minute as time flies by.
3:11
The bell sounded through the air.
I dragged my limp body to the bathroom downstairs.
There was no more tissue, to my great despair!
This definitely caught me unaware
How could I use the bathroom if it was incomplete?
I had to go home before my bowels will seep.
3:30
In the car, I twisted and turned and wanted to go home
I felt all my guts turning to stone
"Step on it," I croaked "I want you to move faster!"
"Yes sir," answered my driver. "After the traffic gets clearer..."
4:25
I got to get to the bathroom in time,
Before I completely lose my mind.
I made it to the room that I held so dear.
And just when the time for my expulsion neared,
The pain and tensions of my bowels disappeared.
-THE END XD- *points at stats*
