Butch!Hermione and Pussy!Ron along with ObviouslyGay!Harry and InDenialButWeAllKnowHe'sOnTop!Draco Present:
Creeps and Freaks
A Parody of Sorts
Hermione was sitting in the Gryffindor common room, gently stroking Ron's hair, who was sitting at her feet, his head laid over in her lap like the good pet he was. Hermione looked up from her book when Harry entered the room, followed closely by Draco, who looked around nervously. Harry was dressed in assless leather chaps and a fishnet shirt. He wore a rainbow leather studded collar around his neck. Draco, however was staring at the floor or Harry's ass, or down at his own tight black jeans and dark green Slytherin t-shirt.
"Look, bitch nuts, Harry's joined us." Hermione said to Ron who only replied, "Yes, ma'am."
"Nice to see you, too, Hermione." Draco just stared at Harry's ass, before catching himself and acting straight again.
"So what brings you to my humble abode, Harry?" Hermione asked, resuming her petting of Ron.
"Nothing much, just stopping through. Got to pick up some more 'supplies' from my room." Draco was once again staring at Harry's ass, licking his lips. "Right, Love?" Harry said to Draco whose only response was 'Hn".
"Bitch nuts, why don't you get Harry and Draco something to drink?"
"Yes, ma'am." Ron rose from his seated position to grab two cold sodas for Harry and Draco.
"Well, I see everything is okay with you and Ron." Harry said to Hermione, who interrupted.
"His name is bitch nuts."
"Yes, well..." Harry turned to Draco, "Love, what flavor would you like tonight?" Draco was still staring at Harry's ass, like a snake focusing on its prey.
"That cucumber flavor I'm fond of." Harry ran into his room to get it, and then returned.
"Well," Hermione began, "Bitch nuts and I have to attend to something in my room. Right, bitch nuts?"
"Yes, ma'am." Ron replied.
After Hermione went to her room, Harry held Ron back.
"Why do you let her treat you like that?" he said.
"Two words, my friend, Fantastic Sex."
After watching the pussy whipped Ron go to Hermione's room, Harry turned to his lover.
"Well, Draco. It seems we have the whole night to ourselves. What shall we do with it."
Draco replied, "I'm sure I can think of something." before pushing Harry down on the couch.
THE END
