The Saïx Story
Me: Hey, just saying thank you for reading this! Take it away Saïx!
Saïx: Khkid1312020 does NOT own KHII.
Me: I wish I did (don't we all?) and if I did, KHIII would be on its way for sure… Oh well. On with the story!
Chapter 1: Saïx Gets Smacked
Saïx was walking through the hall on a casual day; little did he know he was being followed. Someone was lurking behind him, a giant club in the person's hand… Saïx heard the club hit the ground and spun around.
Saïx: What the heck are you doing-
The person had smashed Saïx over the head with the club…
3 hours later
Everyone had gathered at the Hall of Empty Melodies for a sudden meeting called by Xemnas.
Everyone: muttering to each other
Xemnas: ATTENTION! ATTENTION PEOPLE!
Everyone: looks up continues muttering
Xemnas: SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
Everyone: Fine…
Xemnas: Okay, I'd like you all to know, someone here knocked Saïx over the head, he will wake up soon-
Saïx walks in.
Xemnas: Good, you're awake.
Saïx: G'DAY MATE!
Xemnas: You're not Australian.
But Saïx was not listening, he was too busy stalking Larxene…
Larxene: Get away from me Saïx.
Saïx: No.
Larxene: I said get away!
Saïx: No.
Larxene: SOMEBODY GET HIM AWAY.
Everyone else: No.
Larxene: Damnit… little…
Saïx: What didja say?
Larxene: AGH!
Xemnas: Well, I'm sure he'll move on to annoying someone else soon. So we'll have to vote on someone to find out who the culprit-
Everyone: YOU.
Xemnas: Damn…
And so, Saïx began being REALLY annoying, and Xemnas is stuck finding out who knocked Saïx over the head. Sucks to be in Organization XIII.
Me: Please review! Avoid straight-up flames, constructive criticism (and good comedy) accepted!
Saïx: Well, that's all for now folks!
Me: You heard him.
