The Saïx Story

Me: Hey, just saying thank you for reading this! Take it away Saïx!

Saïx: Khkid1312020 does NOT own KHII.

Me: I wish I did (don't we all?) and if I did, KHIII would be on its way for sure… Oh well. On with the story!

Chapter 1: Saïx Gets Smacked

Saïx was walking through the hall on a casual day; little did he know he was being followed. Someone was lurking behind him, a giant club in the person's hand… Saïx heard the club hit the ground and spun around.

Saïx: What the heck are you doing-

The person had smashed Saïx over the head with the club…

3 hours later

Everyone had gathered at the Hall of Empty Melodies for a sudden meeting called by Xemnas.

Everyone: muttering to each other

Xemnas: ATTENTION! ATTENTION PEOPLE!

Everyone: looks up continues muttering

Xemnas: SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

Everyone: Fine…

Xemnas: Okay, I'd like you all to know, someone here knocked Saïx over the head, he will wake up soon-

Saïx walks in.

Xemnas: Good, you're awake.

Saïx: G'DAY MATE!

Xemnas: You're not Australian.

But Saïx was not listening, he was too busy stalking Larxene…

Larxene: Get away from me Saïx.

Saïx: No.

Larxene: I said get away!

Saïx: No.

Larxene: SOMEBODY GET HIM AWAY.

Everyone else: No.

Larxene: Damnit… little…

Saïx: What didja say?

Larxene: AGH!

Xemnas: Well, I'm sure he'll move on to annoying someone else soon. So we'll have to vote on someone to find out who the culprit-

Everyone: YOU.

Xemnas: Damn…

And so, Saïx began being REALLY annoying, and Xemnas is stuck finding out who knocked Saïx over the head. Sucks to be in Organization XIII.

Me: Please review! Avoid straight-up flames, constructive criticism (and good comedy) accepted!

Saïx: Well, that's all for now folks!

Me: You heard him.