Hey. Since I haven't updated my other story yet I didn't want people who were expected it to wait around for nothing so I'm posting this one shot that may turn into a series of one shorts or a story.

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Ichigo Kurosaki: Why did I suggest Facebook to all of them?

Rukia Kuchiki, Renji Abarai, and 20 more people like this

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Rukia Kuchiki: You said something about wanting us to "catch up on the times" and something about us being late.

Renji Abarai: Thx4 suggesting this, strawberry. Facebook has got Taicho distracted so I can relax.

Byakuya Kuchiki: Abarai….*Kuchiki glare* get back to work.

Renji Abarai: H-Hai Taicho…..

Ichigo Kurosaki: Hahaha Your ass just got busted! Nice Byakuya!

Byakuya Kuchiki:….

Byakuya Kuchiki to Ichigo Kurosaki: Kurosaki Ichigo I do not like how you address me so informally.

Ichigo Kurosaki: What do you mean Byakuya?

Byakuya Kuchiki: You address me by my given name. I prefer that from now on that you address me as 'Kuchiki- sama' or 'Kuchiki-Taicho.'

Ichigo Kurosaki: You are so funny Byakuya. Wait…. Byakuya? Funny? I needa prepare myself for the apocalypse now. Bye Byakuya.

Isshin Kurosaki sends a friend request to Ichigo Kurosaki

Ichigo Kurosaki denies friend request from Isshin Kurosaki

Isshin Kursosaki to Ichigo Kurosaki: Why did you deny my friend request, my son?

Ichigo Kurosaki to Isshin Kurosaki: Because Goat face, if I did you would probably write inappropriate crap on my wall all the time.

Isshin Kurosaki to Ichigo Kurosaki: I would not! Have some faith in you father. I would only suggest different ways for you and Rukia- chan to make me grandbabies better.

Ichigo Kurosaki to Isshin Kurosaki: That's what I am talking about! This isn't open for discussion anymore. Bye

Isshin Kurosaki: NOOOOO WAIT MY SON. OHH MASAKI OUR SON IS SO CRUEL TO ME.

Grimmjow Jaeggerjaquez : Facebook is so hard to use now a days.

Harribel Tia, Coyote Starrk, and 8 others like this.

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Harribel Tia: Ikr. I get on facebook n I have to do all this mess just to look at pictures.

Coyote Starrk: It just makes checking facebook more troublesome then it was before.

Lilynette Gingerback: Starrk even though you are only saying that becuz u r lazy I have to agree with you dis time.

Shunsui Kyoraku: Whoa Whoa whoa. I thought all of you Espada were dead.

Coyote Starrk: No

Aaroneiro: Never

Grimmjow Jaeggerjaquez: Nope

Barragan KingofHuecoMundo: Of course not

Harribel Tia: Not at all

Nnoitra Jiruga: Not even close shinigami.

Ulquiorra Cifer: We espada are just that good of actors that we fooled you all to think we were dead

Ichigo Kurosaki: What the heck? I saw you like turn into dust how are you alive?

Ulquiorra Cifer: Magic.

Ichigo Kurosaki: This is too much insanity for me

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