Merry, the Immortal Wizard: a Filk

By: the Wild Magick
Disclaimer: We don't own "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer", Merriman Lyon, the Old
Ones, or Will Stanton, (Though Traci wishes she did. She can dream, can't she?)

A/N: One night, Traci,(me) was trying to go to sleep, but she had "Rudolph, the red-
nosed Reindeer" stuck in her head, and it was driving her crazy. So she made the best of
it, turned on the light, and got out her notebook and wrote this in honor of Merriman's
hair. Alana liked it, so here it is. Have fun.


*Merry, the Immortal Wizard.*
(you know the tune)

Merry, the immortal wizard,
Had a very hairy head.
And if you ever saw it,
You'd say he's better off dead.
All of the little mortals,
Used to laugh and point and stare.
They'd always ask poor Merry,
"What did you do to your hair?!"
Then one snowy Christmas Eve.
Stanton came to say,
"Merry with your hair so white,
Just go and get it cut, alright?"
Then how the wizard stuttered,
And then he said most dangerously.
"My hair is just fine, Young Old One.
Don't push it or you'll be history."


};)

(We all know that Merry's a raging Sadist deep inside, don't we?)