Yasha, Meet Mr. Karaoke Machine
D.I.S.C.L.A.I.M.E.R: Darn, I don't own InuYasha. Or any of these nifty songs. Oh, well...
Kagome grunted and wheezed pulling the heavy portable karaoke machine. She couldn't wait to see how InuYasha and the gang reacted. She lugged it down the well after her and couldn't wait to hear her friends sing.
Kagome climbed out of the well and put down the karaoke machine lightly. InuYasha, who had been waiting impaitently beside the well for her, jumped up and tried to hide his happiness that she had come back so soon.
"Oh, hi Kagome." He said. Kagome grinned at him and gestured towards the Karaoke machine.
"Look what I brought InuYasha!" She exclaimed and InuYasha looked at her blankly.
"What?" He asked dumbly and Kagome's grin wavered.
"It's a karaoke machine!" Another blank look graced InuYasha's face. Kagome sighed, it was like explaining to a little kid.
"You put it on and it gives you the lyrics and backround music for songs. So, you sing into this microphone, which makes your voice louder." InuYasha nodded, kind of understanding.
"Here, I'll show you." Kagome said after a moments silence. She turned it on and InuYasha gasped.
"Kagome! A demon!" He said and took out the tetsuiga. Kagome groaned and quickly explained it to him again. After that InuYasha nodded confidently, understanding now.
"Here, InuYasha, go get the others! This'll be fun!" InuYasha nodded, feeling a little annoyed he was being told what to do. After everyone was there and Kagome had explained it again, they were prepared to sing.
"Oooh! Me first!" Shippo yelled dancing around. Kagome giggled and handed the excited kitsune the microphone.
Who can take a sunrise The candyman Who can take a rainbow The candyman? The candyman Willy Wonka makes Who can take tomorrow The candyman Willy Wonka can The candyman can cause he mixes it with love
Sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate
and a miracle or two?
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Wrap it is a sigh
Soak it in the sun
and make a strawberry lemon pie?
The candyman can
The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes
Dip it in a deam
Seperate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream?
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good cause the candyman thinks it should
InuYasha groaned at the end of Shippo's song and Shippo jumped up and down.
"Whee! That was fun! Got any candy, Kagome?" Kagome shook her head, giggling with Sango. InuYasha suddenly growled and turned to face his brother, Sesshomaru.
"What'dya you want?" InuYasha asked menacinally. Sesshomaru laughed.
"I just want to sing for Rin." He whisked the microphone away from Shippo and began his song.
Daddy Daddy wasn't there Daddy Daddy wasn't there to change my underwear When I was first baptized When I was first baptized Daddy wasn't there peace If you got a Daddy issue, here's a Daddy tissue D to the A to the D-D-Y
Daddy Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercized
Steak and kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercized
Steak and kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair
To change my underwear
Daddy wasn't there
D to the A to the D-D-Y
They say it's just a fact, but I've a dead beat dad
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
I'd sit in my room and cry and I ask myself the reason why
Daddy, Daddy
D-A-D-D-Y, peace
Sesshomaru laughed at the end of his song.
"Not intentionally true, but quite amusing." He sneered and with a toss of his fluffy, went off with Rin and Jaken to...do what they usually did. InuYasha blinked at him and rubbed his eyes. He then shrugged and turned to a now bickering Sango and Miroku.
"Damn it, just sing and shut up!" He said and sat down pouting. Sango and Miroku stared at him, as well as Kagome and Shippo. Finally Sango walked towards the microphone and sang. She had a very pretty singing voice.
I'm so tired of being here These wounds won't seem to heal When you cried i'd wipe away all of your tears You used to captivate me These wounds won't seem to heal When you cried i'd wipe away all of your tears I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
Suppressed by all of my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
Because your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
When you'd scream i'd fight away all of your fears
And i've held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me
By your resonating light
But now i'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away all the sanity in me
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
When you'd scream i'd fight away all of your fears
And i've held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me
And though you're still with me
I've been alone all along
Miroku stared at the now blushing Sango and he longed to kiss her, not fondle her, kiss her. She walked towards him and he hugged her tightly. Kagome made a happy-gushy schoolgirl sound and InuYasha rolled his eyes.
"Who's next?" He asked, trying to sound bored, but coming out as a confused retard.
"I'd like to go." Kagome said softly, which was a rare way for her to sound. InuYasha looked away from her, feeling weak in the knees. Kagome looked at InuYasha with her eye's shining.
Never knew I could feel like this Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
Like I've never seen the sky before
Want to vanish inside your kiss
Every day I love you more and more
Listen to my heart, can you hear it sings
Come back to me, and forgive everything
Seasons may change, winter to spring
But I love you until the end of time
Come what may
Come what may
I will love you until my dying day
Suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace
Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste
It all revolves around you
And there's no mountain too high
No river too wide
Sing out this song and I'll be there by your side
Storm clouds may gather
And stars may collide
But I love you until the end of time
Come what may
Come what may
I will love you until my dying day
Oh, come what may, come what may
I will love you, I will love you
Suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
Come what may
Come what may
I will love you until my dying day
InuYasha stared at Kagome as her tuneful voice floated and washed over him. He wanted her. He wanted to love her and for her to love him. Kagome looked at him, an innocent question written on her face. It was so simple.
'Do you love me?' Kagome thought, wishing he could read her mind. InuYasha stared at Kagome as she slowly walked towards him.
"I meant it InuYasha, everything that song said." InuYasha allowed his eyes to widen and they almost popped out of they're sockets as Kagome grabbed his face in her hands and kissed him. He kissed her back, feeling like life had begun again.
"Wow." InuYasha said after they had stopped kissing, causing Sango and Miroku to laugh and Shippo to make disgusted faces. Kagome held on to him and InuYasha held on to her. Sango and Miroku gave each other nauseatingly mushy looks. Shippo looked around, were was his partner?
His eyes rested upon Kilala. Shippo shrugged and hopped over to her.
"So, who want's to sing next? Eww!" Shippo had asked, but upon seeing the couples kissing (A/N more like sucking face) he ran off with Kilala.
"Geez, all that happened, 'cuz some Karaoke machine? I wonder if it's magic..." Shippo said thoughtfully, then shrugging again, went off to play with Kilala.
THE END
N.O.T.E. : The song Come What May is from Moulin Rouge! , and Daddy Wasn't There is from Austin Powers In Goldmember and The CandyMan is from Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory. Can you tell I'm obsessed with movies? Go see those movies if you liked the songs!
