It was just another ordinary day at K-on school, and the Tea Cup Party gang was just finishing their usual practice. "Hey Mio, do you have time after school today?" asked Ritsu begging "Yeah, why?" "Just come here after school pretty pretty please okay?" "Well... okay- BUT IT BETTER BE IMPORTANT ALRIGHT"

Suddenly the school bell rang, and they all dashed quickly to their classroom.

(hours later)

It was late in the afternoon, and Mio walked into the clubroom carrying her bass. "Hello... Ritsu? Why are you naked? S-stupid put some clothes on..." Mio fidgeted with her bass and looked down at the floor blushing.
"WOAH WAIT OKAY" Ritsu turned sideways on the couch, posing, and getting in the zone.
"Ritsu... why aren't you in the zone..." Mio rubbed her knees together.
"Well fuck damn dude getting in the ZONE TAKES TIME" Ritsu shouted "D-d-d-do you need some help?"
Ritsu ignored Mio and rubbed her nipples while thinking Mio bite her lip "Dude have you seen? my clothes anywhere i sorta lost them" Ritsu remembered and asked as she stood up and started searching "no i havent... have you checked the closet" mio rubbed her knees together so hard she got a rash and athletes foot somehow "Ritsu look for lotion while you are there for my athletes foot. its so smelly"
Ritso ran to the closet so fast she trip over a bit Mio blushed when she got a sight of Ritu's tight Ass Hole RITSU QUICKLY OPENED THE CLOSET DOOR AND SCANNED IT "what do we have here... hm... hmm... yes i see... ah... hm."
"nope sorry mio no lotions in here or my clothes"
"ritsu i have an idea come over here"
"okay here i come" said ritsu as she walked over toward mio at a really slow grandma pace "Ok this might feel a little weird" Mio takes out a jar of peanut butter and covers Ritsu body with it Mio leaned in "you dirty penut bith..."
"SHAHGAAAAAAAAAA" shouted ritsu "whoops sorry some mustard got mixed in" apologized Mio "wait where the fuck did you get that jar of penut bith and howd you put in on my body so fast"
"how'd, even" corrected herself ritsu "oh yui was selling it for girl scouts" stated mio yui suddenly walked in "whats up putas..." yui suddenly walked out "well that was embarassing" ritsu scratched her head embarrased mio got turned on by ritsu's dandruff "r-ritsu... i cant take it anymore"
ritsu scratched her head so hard her dandruff started to float towards mio "WOAH YOU OKAY MIO"
mio catched the dandruff in my mouth like snowflakes "mio i don't think that's healthy.." Ritsu grabbed mio's face and opened her mouth and picked the dandruff off of her tongue "riririfidsfidsiririrfsdihftsu...!" mio pushed her off "yea wat" "wh-0whwhwhahat do you think you're doing! u... u..."
Ritsu stared at her sadly like in that one ep "wow im naked" mio realizes "woah WOAAAAAAAAAAHUHHHH" ritsu examined her sweet tits "nice tits"
"thanks i bought them yesterday" suddenly her tits fly out of the cage and around the room "OH NO MIO YOUR TITS DIDNT YOU WORK HARD TO GET THOSE"
"YEAH! AND I SPENT ALL THAT TIME FATTENING THEM UP FEEDING THEM YUI'S PENUT BITH anyway sit on my face please"
"if it makes you feel any better you're still pretty.. hot.. without them COUGHS COUGHS" coughed ritsu Mio blushed and looked away and then asked again "sit on my face"
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh" eh'd ritsu "it'll make you better at drums. i read it in Seventeen Magazine."
"well i guess if a magazine said it IT MUST REALLY WORK RIGHT okay lay down"
Mio bellyfloped onto the floor and ritsu dived into her face ass first "okay this is happening i am doing it" said ritsu "cool" said mio "after this lets go boot shopping and then i will make love to you"
"that sounds nice" replied Ritsu "you're getting your period on my face"
"WH...FUCK" ritsu said shocked "its going into my mouth ritsu"
"MY BAD MAN I DIDNT KN-"
"iya..." mio cringed in delight "thats my fetish son" said ritsu "cool" said mio

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