Garbage Pail Kids movie my way!

This was inspired by a review by Doug Walker.

A young 12 year old boy named Dodger laid in a puddle all wet and dirty, the thugs had beaten Dodger up for his money AGAIN.

Dodger had had enough. What were 7 bullies going to do with his pocket money. A few measly dollars? Well he wasn't going to let them get away with it!

He went home and called the police, he luckily knew the address of one of the thugs, a female named Tangerine. He had been stalking her lately, thinking he could maybe ask her out on a date. After being beaten up many times, he had finally come to his senses. There is no way that this girl was ever going to be interested in dating him. He was a 12 year old boy and she had to be at least 18 years old. She was old enough to drive a car for goodness sake. Plus did he really want to date this girl who hung out with thugs and was constantly causing trouble with them? She didn't seem very bright that was for sure. Dodger dialled the number for the police and had Tangerine and the thugs arrested. For the many crimes they had committed they were going away for a long time.

Afterwards he went to his job, an antique store. He came across his manager named Captain Manzini.

"Hi Manzini" smiled Dodger.

"Hi Dodger can you help me with something?" Manzini asked Dodger.

"Sure." Replied Dodger.

Manzini took Dodger to the back of the store and what he saw surprised him. There was a dustbin with several crates of dynamite stacked around it. There was green ooze coming out from the top of the dustbin.

"What's all this?" Dodger asked his manager.

"Oh…..Dodger, I didn't want you to know but one night these seven evil…puppet like things had threatened to attack me one night. They said that unless I gave them a home. This one greaser like puppet said he was going to knife me and take his wallet.

"Nasty." Said Dodger. "Continue."

"Well anyway….after spending just one day with them. I decided that the annoying little ugly fuckers had to go. For some reason they all like sleeping in a dustbin. So I cast a magic spell on them, and the dustbin can't be opened on the inside."

"Uh huh….." said Dodger, seeing the green ooze coming from the can. Dodger wasn't one to doubt his story.

"Anyway…I decided that imprisoning them wasn't enough. So I decided to blow the little shits up sky high." Manzini said to Dodger.

"Wow….I can tell you're angry. You don't usually swear so much." Dodger replied.

"I'm sorry m'boy. I've spend one day with them and they are annoying as hell. One of them pees his pants constantly. I had to mop up his mess off the floor three times."

"Peeing your pants constantly? How pathetic he sounds."

"One of them, a female constantly vomits everywhere and another one constantly farts."

"Now I want to kill them." Frowned Dodger.

Manzini handed Dodger a detonator. "Care to do the honour?" he smiled.

"Gladly." Smiled Dodger. Dodger pressed the button.

KABOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM ! ! !

Bits of trash can, blood and body parts rained down from the sky. Dodger and Manzini were thankfully a good distance away from the blast.

"We rid the world of a pure evil species." Smiled Manzani.

"A thug gang arrest and a huge explosion! This is gonna be a good day!" grinned Dodger.

Yeah I know my story isn't much of a plot like the actual Garbage Pail Kids movie. But do any of you still think this is a better job at a story than they attempted?

THE END.